Helen Keller Deuce

Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.

I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.

by Overtheline89 November 14, 2014

hemenehem

It has no meaning and could be a substitute for any word.

Can also be extended as "hemenehemenehem...enehemenem etc.

"I am going to hemenehem over there now"

by oldpeoplenipple February 15, 2015

helenacareria

If your a helenacareria that means your a cool girl who is shy but awesome and is allways pretty

Drake: Wow that girl must be a helenacareria
Miley cyrus: yeah but shes probably got a dwyerkai

by Funbot March 27, 2015

Helen Keller

When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.

Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."

by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015

hexemered

hex-a-murd

noun.

1. hexemer: One who is deficient in their sense of timing.

verb.
2. when you think you've finally finished a project only to find there's way more nonsense ahead of you because someone just decided to tune in.
3. to impose on someone

phrasal verbs.
4. fool around
5. get hexemered

1. you think that design is complete, but you're about to hexemered!
2. i totally just got hexed!
3. i was gonna go out last night, but i couldn't because i got hexemered…

by hxmrd August 17, 2016

Helen Keller Blow Job

A sexual act / specific form of fellatio where a penis is inserted into a recipient's mouth while simultaneously plugging the recipient's ears with the index fingers.

"She couldn't hear a word I was saying as I pumped her mouth, because it was a Helen Keller Blow Job"

by Kitchen captain May 25, 2016

helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up her ass you break your hands and go blind and deaf from pain.

Guy 1: Yo what happened to you?
Guy 2: I had a full on Helen Keller with Broken Hands last night...

by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018