1. a gossipy, judgemental bitch. often shortened to lovejoy
2. the wife of rev. lovejoy although he belongs with ned
2. the wife of rev. lovejoy although he belongs with ned
1. makayla said that anyone could beat me in a fight she’s such a helen lovejoy
2. helen Lovejoy is the worst character in the Simpsons divorce her Rev Lovejoy and date ned instead I ship u 2.
2. helen Lovejoy is the worst character in the Simpsons divorce her Rev Lovejoy and date ned instead I ship u 2.
by ProudPolysexual March 21, 2023
The type of girl who does gymnastics and cheer, and also is always a younger sister.
ex. Person: hi, who are you?
Helener: I'm helener,
Person: ok
ex. Person: hi, who are you?
Helener: I'm helener,
Person: ok
by ZELOI May 04, 2020
by soldierthatdiedtoHelenKeller October 16, 2019
In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.
Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.
Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?
Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.
Friend 2: Savage.
Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?
Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.
Friend 2: Savage.
by PistolPete212 December 10, 2015
by hitlersdeadmama August 22, 2019
When you're fucking someone so hard that they pass out, therefore not seeing or hearing you fuck them. Meaning you have free rein over whatever you do to that poor soul that passed out during sex.
"I can't believe you did that babe, you pulled a Helen Keller on my last night, so I shot some kids into you, sorry about that"
by Parallaxative March 10, 2020