The act of slamming a penis onto the top of someone's head. Not to be confused with a cock slap, a sausage hammer relies on downward motion (as opposed to the side to side). Very effective when used to shock or surprise someone, very degrading when used during fellatio.
Mike typically gave Matt a sausage hammer in the locker-room every day prior to track
practice.
Will gave Cassie a sausage hammer after she failed miserably at fellatio.
practice.
Will gave Cassie a sausage hammer after she failed miserably at fellatio.
by Steve Roberts III April 23, 2006
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by Rory Schlarb May 13, 2006
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by I.B. Noone March 15, 2004
Get the Fudge Hammer mug.Adj.- 1.A word describing extreme anger.
Noun.- 2. A cock so large a womans cunt feels as though it is being beaten with a hammer.
Verb.- 3. the act of sexual intercourse. Also known as, "fucking,the nasty, backseat wrasslin', and twated."
Noun.- 2. A cock so large a womans cunt feels as though it is being beaten with a hammer.
Verb.- 3. the act of sexual intercourse. Also known as, "fucking,the nasty, backseat wrasslin', and twated."
1. "Ted stole my money! Twat Hammer!"
2. "Bob came over to my house last nite, and pulled out his Twat Hammer! I'm still sore!"
3. "Me and Pablo Twat Hammerd last nite!"
2. "Bob came over to my house last nite, and pulled out his Twat Hammer! I'm still sore!"
3. "Me and Pablo Twat Hammerd last nite!"
by tha ginga bread man April 22, 2009
Get the Twat Hammer mug.a wrestling move where you clasp your hands together and bring it high over your head, and down onto your opponent like a great sledgehammer. a great finishing move, especially if you're polish. why? added irony, i suppose.
rob: whats up, man
tim the bowling alley pope: well, jesse got drunk at the party last night and jumped off the picnic table, landing a huge polish hammer blow on my head. i swear, im gonna have a migraine for a week.
rob: weak, dude
tim the bowling alley pope: well, jesse got drunk at the party last night and jumped off the picnic table, landing a huge polish hammer blow on my head. i swear, im gonna have a migraine for a week.
rob: weak, dude
by jassu19 September 3, 2006
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Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Do do do do do
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Do do do do do
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
by Mercury Scythe January 10, 2005
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by hfk February 12, 2006
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