Gareth Hamilton is a guy with an uneven head shape, and he is very stupid. He also gets bullied by his sibling and has gay genes that run through the family
“Lol look the younger sister is sitting in the front seat”
“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”
“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”
by phatwastaken November 21, 2021
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by VanillaGurl January 27, 2025
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bro 1: i just gave my gf an alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!
by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022
Get the alexander hamilton mug.world greatest pimp that loves his girlfriend ariana very much. Never be afraid to express your feelings or this may effect the beast and cause him to eat uncontrollably
by Pookie April 21, 2005
Get the Kirk hamilton mug.Hamilton is a pretty chill dude, with some weird parents. He is a solid 6/10, but makes up for it in athleticism and loyalness. He is basically the resting face of mankind.
Kid 1: Hey look its that one kid.
Kid 2: Oh yeah! We've gone to school with him since kindergarten, but still don't know his name!
Hamilton: *sigh
Kid 2: Oh yeah! We've gone to school with him since kindergarten, but still don't know his name!
Hamilton: *sigh
by lon$ly boi April 9, 2020
Get the Hamilton mug.A male history teacher's least favorite type of student. They don't know anything about history outside of a vague outline of the American Revolution, which is informed entirely by the very warped and skewed perspective of Hamilton, which blackwashes and idolizes the founders, despite them being slave owners in real life, and not being very nice people in general. They are constantly raising their hands during lessons and interrupting to comment that X thing was in Hamilton, or to ask confusedly about something else that wasn't in Hamilton. Female history teachers were once Hamilton Bitches, and therefore are usually sympathetic to them, but are generally more sobered by age. Hamilton Bitches are commonly spotted on Tumblr, where they make horrible ship content and hideous abominations like Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder, which was universally reviled by the left and right.
by Janos Lajos von Neumann December 8, 2025
Get the Hamilton Bitch mug.Hes the ten dollar founding father without a father. He got a lot farther by working a lot harder by being a lot smarter by being a self starter. By 14, they placed him in charge of a trading charter. And everyday while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up. Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of. The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter. Then the hurricane came and devastation rained. Our man saw his future dripping down the drain. He put a pencil to his temple, connecting it to his brain. Then he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain. Well, the word got around, they said this kid is insane, man! Took up a collection just to send him to the main land. Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and the worlds gonna know your name, whats you name, man?
Alexander Hamilton.... My name is Alexander Hamilton.... And theres a million things i havent done, but just you wait... just you wait!
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