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Spider Giraffe

A man who is one in a million infinities.

He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.

He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.

He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).

And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).

He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
My sexy spider giraffe can we have Gn?
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
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Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports
Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.
by BettyYellowSplash February 18, 2025
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Highas Giraffe pussy

“These prices are as highas giraffe pussy.” M.M.
by Mrs.scoot August 10, 2024
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Giraffe Snout

Of the ilk of camel toe and moose knuckle. All both of those. 🤣
Wow did you see the slobbering mess on that giraffe snout? It was so effin hawt!!
by Mayor Glöria Crüze April 23, 2025
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Giraffe Snout

Akin to a camel toe and moose knuckle. All both of those! 🤣
Wow, did you see the slobbering mess on that giraffe snout? It was so effin hawt!🥩
by Mayor Glöria Crüze April 23, 2025
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Human Giraffe

When you Poop,And Splooge in your Partners mouth at the same time while watching A Minecraft movie.
Hey Baby,Wanna Human Giraffe?

Not right now Mom. Im trying to Human Giraffe
by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025
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