Frozen Burger

A mangled and cold food stuff that can fit In someone’s coat pocket. Usually a granola bar or some snack like it.

Person 1: I didn’t want to pay 56$ for a grilled cheese at the ski resort. So I packed us two frozen burgers!

Person 2: wow I can’t wait to eat this frozen chewy peanut butter and chocolate bar I’m so hungry.

by Champ Greenwood January 01, 2024

frozen ballcicle

when you are about to have sex and the girls parents come home (blue balls), you have to hide outside in your boxers, its 5 degrees, and your nuts get stuck to your leg.

man i went over to stacys house last night but all i got was a frozen ballcicle

by TYCO98 May 11, 2014

Frozen Jello

When having sex during winter in a kiddy pool full of Jello. I recommend lime.

"So last night me and my girl had some frozen jello. Now are bodies are stained red"

by lre3354 January 27, 2012

freezen frozen

When it is very cold outside

It's so cold outside I'm freezen frozen

by Maddy 2004 December 07, 2015

American Frozen Funstick

A red white and blue dildo that is frozen that is later used for anal stimulation.

Casey loved it when i showed her my American frozen funstick, she even tried it herself.

by RNBWkitty March 24, 2016

Frozen Fry

Putting your dick in the freezer until it freezes to then fry it until golden brown

Bro, the Frozen Fry fried the smegma right off me!

by raunchyraul December 27, 2021

watching frozen

a euphemistic term meaning having sex, usually whilst watching a movie.

"Me and my girlfriend are gonna have a quite night in watching frozen..."

by noodlez124 April 26, 2014