frozen beans

When you think you are constipated, but are actually having diarrhea.

"My but was sore from the frozen beans"

by 💩POOP💩 February 28, 2015

Phil Frozen

A term used by intellectual football enjoyers to mock an overrated tosser who goes by the name of Phil Foden.

How did Phil do today
He Froze.
Did you see the game today ?
No.
Phil Frozen played terribly.

by Vinícius José Paixão de Olivei October 28, 2021

Frozen Jello

When having sex during winter in a kiddy pool full of Jello. I recommend lime.

"So last night me and my girl had some frozen jello. Now are bodies are stained red"

by lre3354 February 19, 2012

frozen ice

Frozen ice is ice because ice is already frozen. Frozen ice can also define a person’s personality

Boy 1: That girl is frozen ice
Boy 2: yes she’s very hard to get

by Sapphire >3< May 23, 2021

frozen squirrel

An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.

-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"

-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."

by Bonerbunny August 28, 2008

Frozen Burger

A mangled and cold food stuff that can fit In someone’s coat pocket. Usually a granola bar or some snack like it.

Person 1: I didn’t want to pay 56$ for a grilled cheese at the ski resort. So I packed us two frozen burgers!

Person 2: wow I can’t wait to eat this frozen chewy peanut butter and chocolate bar I’m so hungry.

by Champ Greenwood January 1, 2024

frozen fist

The act of leaving your hands in the snow until they are frostbitten, then thawing your hands by fisting someone.

Sean couldn't wait until the first snow of the year so that he could show Sara the frozen fist.

by Cmac19 December 1, 2023