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Emeli From Target

Emeli from target is a secret ancient beauty God that was discovered in target stores. One look will make pussys go from the Sahara Desert to the Amazon rainforest. Her powers are undeniably powerful. Looking too long will cause your eye balls to melt with the burn of a thousand Sun's but with loving passion. Cherish Emeli for he is a gift from God. She owns the internet now. She owns you.
I'm pretty sure Jenny was looking at Emeli from target on her phone during class because there was a small puddle on her seat.
by litlikeemeli December 19, 2016
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man from the mountain

someone who searches for the truth at all times. Usually your father.
"I know you didn't just get home. Don't try to fool the man from the mountain"
by blondemisskv November 18, 2007
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Sophie from economics

by Lord of the sky September 22, 2021
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Conundrum from behind

My boyfriend caused a real conundrum from behind last night!
by Nipples14 June 16, 2016
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John from church

a guy named john from church
by john from church February 13, 2019
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Frank (from genloss)

A skeleton in genloss in which Sneegsnag has a relationship with. Frank can be seen in episode one in the cage with Sneeg and in episode two on the caurosell.
Frank (from genloss) want to ride a horse.
by Ghouliette July 3, 2023
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hanging from the ceiling

when hanging from the ceiling you are suspended by your balls with a 10 pound weight to counter balance you so you evenly hang. Used to jelq.
My friend and I were caught "hanging from the ceiling" at the sleepover.
My dad walked in on me "hanging from the ceiling" while playing videogames.
I told my friend he was crazy for not "hanging on the ceiling"
by ticklemyrectum4$ January 18, 2023
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