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Electrified Chicken Flute

An electrified chicken flute is a sexual act where the recipient gets either oral sex or a hand job while eating deliciously prepared fried chicken.
Hey Man, Amanda just gave the best electrified chicken flute last night.
by Ayeezybones September 17, 2019
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Flute and flower

1. true love.

Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.
Woman: who’s that guy?
Friend: gasps!! ..thinking (flute and flower)
by Vegemiteman January 19, 2021
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flute trombone

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.
You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.
by Mootillda November 13, 2021
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Flute Technique

I kick ass at Flute Technique
(its true! i play!)
by reidsgirl December 15, 2012
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etude for flute and bassoon

A lengthy, loud, and robust occurrence of flatulence
After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.
by anonymous July 5, 2024
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Angry Flute

The act of rubbing hot sauce on ones lip before performing oral sex on a man. This causes the man's penis to burn and become red. The oral performer is now in the orchestra as the angry flute player and while the man screams his operatic whails of seduction.
"I really pissed off Carla last night. She gave me an angry flute and my neighbors all clapped after the performance"
by Lil Bwow Wow July 4, 2022
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Bi-Racial Flute

Indeterminable noises made by a member of two different ethnic groups. Typically spurred by an intense argument or conversation.
Whenever Enrique gets mad he starts playing the Bi-Racial Flute.”
by Plumbers Pipe September 30, 2020
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