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Fluffy Nuts

A person who carries themselves with a sense of superiority solely derived from a position of authority, or some other unearned quality.

Whereas the person with big balls has the skill or physical prowess to back up their actions; the Fluffy Nuts merely appear big, but are actually only fluffy.

Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.

Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:

Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off the ladder
Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.

Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:

Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off that ladder, have them a mean mug and walked off.
by MacFhearguis December 12, 2017
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fluffy pillow

A pound of marijuana ( a vacuum sealed bag, representing a pillow )
" bro, you think your buddy has a fluffy pillow left at his crib?"
by Dosed and confused April 22, 2016
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fuck fluffy vagina

A rare monster species that is very dangerous and has the appearance of a very hairy vagina.
Person 1: Dude! I got attacked by the fuck fluffy vaginas the other night.
Person 2: You're lucky to be alive!
by Hairy V September 18, 2016
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Fluffy jungle

Fluffy Jungle - descriptive used to describe an unkempt lady garden. Those with a fluffy jungle usually have hygiene issues and can normally be smelt from some distance without the removal of underwear. Often a symptom of venereal disease (VD).
"What's that smell Sharon?"

"It's my foo foo, sorry. I've not had the time to tend the garden and it's like a fluffy jungle down there..."
by TheManTheHero July 30, 2016
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Fluffy Pixel

Someone who enjoys sticking stuffed bears in their anus.
"Man Chris sure is a Fluffy Pixel! " "He stuffed a whole Vermont teddy bear up his ass!"
by austin3162020 May 26, 2016
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pink fluffy curtain

Man up, you pink fluffy curtain.
by Quidinish May 16, 2016
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Fluffy

A Fluffy is a rimjob but the girl snorts coke or cocaine off his ass and licks the rest she didn’t snort
That Fluffy was intense I can’t feel my left leg
by GalaxyGoat February 9, 2018
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