one who steals flowers in the cloak of the night, and uses them to create hand crafted goods to be sold at the local market under the noses of those the flowers came from.
Have you seen Flower Bandits new trays? I think those flowers came from my garden, I'm not mad at it though. I think I'm going to buy one in fact!
by Qwertyasdf12345 June 9, 2019
Get the Flower Banditmug. Your typical lieing pos male, whos dick is so small he feels the need to play and fuck multiple woman at once to boost his self esteem, you can typically find these type of men living on a backroad somewhere in the sticks of deford mi..
by Flowerbbnoy123 September 19, 2018
Get the Ryan flowersmug. by Thid April 27, 2017
Get the poofie flowermug. by Tranny McHooker-face June 28, 2010
Get the Flower Mashedmug. When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.
Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.
by Loudeezy October 29, 2021
Get the Blooming flowermug. Someone who asks permission to write on your skin, promises its a flower, then turns out to be a dick.
by EmilySunset February 27, 2015
Get the flower-dickedmug. Momma said: Sherry Beth! Get your rustic flower ass back in this cabin before you done be a whore!
Sherry Beth: But momma, I promise we'll only do in the butt!
Sherry Beth: But momma, I promise we'll only do in the butt!
by Hurricane Jen March 24, 2017
Get the rustic flowermug.