flower cower

When a guy gives a woman flowers to express his vulnerable romantic emotions for her.

He just flower cowered. Isn't that adorable?

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Flower Bandit

one who steals flowers in the cloak of the night, and uses them to create hand crafted goods to be sold at the local market under the noses of those the flowers came from.

Have you seen Flower Bandits new trays? I think those flowers came from my garden, I'm not mad at it though. I think I'm going to buy one in fact!

by Qwertyasdf12345 June 9, 2019

Flower dress

When a male is behaving like a girl.

John is acting like a flower dress again. Jack has got his flowers dress on.

by Ashac September 11, 2019

anus flowers

A phenomenon that occurs when someone eats excessive amounts of $5 value boxes from taco bell, and have "anal bloomage" from their anus

Bro, all that taco bell gave me a bouquet of anus flowers

by Juanorrhea October 15, 2017

rustic flower

a backwoods virgin

Momma said: Sherry Beth! Get your rustic flower ass back in this cabin before you done be a whore!

Sherry Beth: But momma, I promise we'll only do in the butt!

by Hurricane Jen March 24, 2017

poofie flower

The fluffy, white flower you're supposed to make a wish on and blow it away.

I saw the biggest poofie flower and made a wish.

by Thid April 27, 2017

flower mowing

Intentionally doing a job so poorly that you will not be asked to do it again. For example, you do not want to mow the grass so you "accidentally" now down the flowers so no one will ask you to mow the grass again.

He's just flower mowing to avoid being asked to do that job.

by Traveller64 May 21, 2017