man, i bet dollars to doughnuts (like that phrase??) that bitch could float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the float like a butterfly, sting like a beemug. Used instead of whatever floats your waterlogged goat, whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, etc etc.
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!
Used by smart people who are trying to prove they're up to date with both science and popular culture. Boats are made so they don't get waterlogged you wannabe college graduates!
Jeorne: Yeah, I wanna kill some australian maps.
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...
Geekni: Whatever floats your waterlogged boat. See what I did there? Coz it's in the water? See? See?
Jeorne: riiiiight...
by come along pond November 26, 2011
Get the Whatever floats your waterlogged boat.mug. "Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"
"Good heavens, Ma'am"
"Good heavens, Ma'am"
by Bearded Cridders November 11, 2017
Get the Like a milk float hitting a brick wallmug. The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.
Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach
by teenag-er December 31, 2012
Get the Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peachmug. When Jill finally contacted Mike after getting is phone number, he was already about to go sailing on the Floating Orgy Fuckfest, and she was afraid he might hook up with someone else
by AccidentalDestiny February 2, 2013
Get the Floating Orgy Fuckfestmug. I couldn’t believe it, I got a promotion at work today for no reason, it floated me.
A strange girl walked right up to me a asked me out, it floated me.
A strange girl walked right up to me a asked me out, it floated me.
by Ceifaroey August 28, 2021
Get the Floated memug. Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.
by jdubya22 October 2, 2022
Get the floated a heatermug.