false brain bleed

The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.

May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.

Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.
false brain bleed is the most uncomfortable and grotesque feeling I've felt in ages
by a lack of validation November 08, 2020
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False Gay

When a male dates a transgender female, he is known to the public as gay, yet what he is hittin' has a coochie. this makes him straight.
"I've been dating this guy for 8 weeks now, I guess I'm pretty gay!"
"Nah you false gay because the dude you lovin' on has a vagina!"
by BLACK_AS_BLACK_CAN_BE August 21, 2021
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False hero

this is someone who seeks approval in others so badly to be loved by everyone to get all the perks and appreciation/love that a hero gets when he saves lives or solve problems or do good deeds for a hero, and a false hero would even steal a true hero credit or kill him and take credit for everything he done. a false hero is a special kind of super villains that is far more evil than they are...and especially everyone think they are so nice and kind...houston we have a problem. (not a movie quote)
S.o.S no one can find a false hero in time to get rid of this savage beast
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Falatives

Noun.
Family and relatives, a mix of the two words which first came about when I was trying to explain to someone we needed to get to her father and her great-grandmother. I could not decide between the two words, so I jumbled them together without knowing.
Me: Hey, come on, let's get out of this section, we need to get to your falatives.
My friend: My what?
Me: Your... family and relatives. Is that a word?
My friend: It is now.
by AkujiD August 07, 2009
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false pausitive

Refers to when someone temporarily stops his current activities to allow for a common bodily-function (burp, fart, sneeze, etc.), but then said "eruption" never ends up occurring.
My co-worker claims to have a tickly nasal-canal and that's why he has to stop working so many times and just stand/sit motionless for a good while with his hand covering his nose/mouth as a precaution against "messy" sneezing, but he very seldom actually does "let fly", and so it looks like just false pausitives to me --- I think he merely wants to take lots of breaks and get out of working steadily like the rest of us!
by QuacksO November 18, 2017
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False sense of maturity

Someone who thinks they've matured past their immature days, but in reality are just in another phase.
Bill stated that he was past his cringey phase, but in reality this was just a false sense of maturity
by Coonpuff February 15, 2018
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false alarm

When you want to fck so you text your booty call to ask where shes at. But you end up wanking it by the time they respond. Thus losing the desire to bang.
Dude: Fck, Im so horny after this lunch. Wonder were Girl is.

{SextMessenger}
Dude> Hey whats up?
*1 hour later..
Girl> Not much, just bored! What about you?
Dude> Nm, False alarm.
by sdletsdance October 26, 2012
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