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Fake Philanthropist 

A "Fake Philanthropist" is commonly defined as Kyle Harwood. Kyle Harwood is a fake philanthropist that is located in north Georgia. Specifically, Blairsville, Georgia. Kyle Harwood is also commonly referred to as a slaphappy ginger. He proceeds to "Krrr" anyone who dares stand in his way.
That kid Kyle is such a "fake philanthropist."
Fake Philanthropist by vodsn March 5, 2022
In New York AAVE slang, 'fake' is used as an adverb which, rather strangely, is synonymous with 'seriously', 'really', etc.

The word used in this sense is prone to causing confusion for out-of-towners. For example, a New Yorker might say, 'I'm fake rich', meaning that he is really rich, but most AAVE-speakers outside of NYC would interpret this statement to mean that he is not really rich.
New Yorker: Yo, the girl I been talking to said she fake like me.
Out-of-towner: Fake like you? So, she don't like you?
New Yorker: Nah, I mean she really like me.
Out-of-towner: Y'all New York niggas' lingo mad weird.
Fake by StephenFrmDaC November 20, 2022

(FAKE BODY) 

Used on TikTok in captions under posts. Used so that TikTok will think their body is fake (eg. a fake body suit) and TikTok then won't take it down because they wouldn't be showing their "real body."
*posts video showing what TikTok would take down* caption: (FAKE BODY)

TikTok: Fair enough, have a nice day.
(FAKE BODY) by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

a-fake-tionate

It's a play on the word “affectionate.” Which explains that the affections are not sincere.

Used in Childish Gambino's song "Heartbeat".
"are you cheating on me? Because lately our relationship has been all a-fake-tionate shit, it doesn't feel real"
a-fake-tionate by ayo12345 April 8, 2015

Blump Fake 

A blumpkin where the person responsible for pooping doesn't actually poop.
Did you just do a blump fake? You've gotta be kidding me, Seth. All I wanted for Mother's Day was to give you a blumpkin. The least you could have done was farted!

NATIONAL FAKE ASS FRIENDS DAY 

The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate
“You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*

“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE