escalade

a true example of pimp my ride

made exclusively for rappers/drug dealers and the mafia

look an escalade... im gon get some weed

by jake_thinks_ur_a_fuckface May 26, 2006

Escalade

can u say Pimp mobile?

I got some hoes in my Escalayyde, bitch

by Cal Chase May 4, 2004

escalon

escalon o boy how do i explain this um escalon has absolutly nothing to do here the kids who are "cool" {{{druggies/sluts/ravers/drunks}}} hang out at bk and the highschool at night. the preps jus kinda disapear after school so its pretty lame as u can tell.. theres the partys though out in either the vines or the many orchards and the house way way the hell out there but we usally have the cops break them up in about an hour and a half cuz there so bored they jus go looking for these partys theres really no middle class here its either ur really super rich or ur poor and hecka ghetto we are in california so wer not that far away from beaches and mountins the onley trouble is that u have to find somone with a drivers lisence {{not too many of those}} and we have the dumbest high school in the area and im not kidding but well kick ur butt in football thers lots of drama and rumors it like laguna beach jus without the beach seriously i lived in modestofor 13 years and then moved here freshman year of highschool it sucked i went from having somthing to do all the time to having nothing to do all the time i do have some amazing friends though and i have to say i never was stoped by as many cops as i did in my entire life than i did here my first summer but ya thats all i can think of

typical day for a highschooler in escalon

"hey lets go drive around with nikki and then join up with the boys and hit the party in the vines then wen thats broken up lets go get drunk at this guys house and go to the football feild and hang out for an hour or so then go to bk's drive through and eat in the parking lot and talk about who we hooked up with at the first party we went to tonite"

i kid u not that i have actully donr this no im not proud but i did do it i guess u can say i went through this little rebel phase but dont worry cuz im not that stupid anymore

by eskisXstar August 20, 2007

Escaped Convict

(Noun)
A bowel movement that has slipped past your sphincter and into your pants against your will.

"Dad has an escaped convict in his pants."

see also: "Harboring a Fugitive"

by Dutch Hawkins June 23, 2009

escape route

the disgusting chick you end up banging at the end of the night instead of the hot guy you really wanted to bang

"hey guy I would love to bang u in the a** tonight but if you are not gay like me i will just bang the last ugly chick here as my escape route instead"

by youlikeboysinstead December 24, 2011

Escape

its spelt like escape only different... ESCapey!

watch finding nemo dammit! 'eScapEy its spelt like escape only different'

by Bisk an Fuzz May 19, 2008

Spanish Escalator

A group of Mexican women stacked on top of each other, covered in taco sauce and chili peppers. A guy then proceeds to individually ass-rape each girl with a nacho-cheese covered dick.

Dude, I went to Sanchez's party, there was a Spanish Escalator going on.

by E.E. Atbls May 28, 2009