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emo elastic

An rubber elastic used to create the feeling of cutting, except it doesn't do any damage.
That's an awesome emo elastic, you gonna use that?
emo elastic by BritishChick2362 November 2, 2006
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elastic girl 

When the pussy is so stretchy that her pussy lips can be used as a car cover during raining days and can also be used as shelter for a snow storm during trip to the Himalayas
Person 1: You brought your camping tent for the expedition

Person 2: No, I have my Elastic Girl with me.
elastic girl by 7akeshi September 10, 2018
The most beautiful, amazing, kindest, girl in the world.
Boy 1: My friend dated an Eliana before.

Eliana was crazy gorgeous and all the guys would try to get at her.

Boy 2: But she's not a slut, we dated for almost a year and she never flirted with other guys.

Boy 1: Eliana is a faithful girl, You'd be lucky to even be best friends with Eliana!
I’d give anything to be with Eliana.

Boy 2: She gives the best hugs and kisses, too! Eliana is the best girl you'll ever meet.

She'd always go out of her way to do kind things for others.

She NEVER forgot when our first kiss was, and we'd go on cute dates, too. Even if we'd go just to a park, she'd make the time worth a while. But ever since vacation, I’m not with her, I am realizing what I’ve lost.

If you ever date Eliana i'm warning you, don't let her go. Ever.

Boy 2: "DANG! I'd love to be her boyfriend!"
Eliana by NarwhalGirl90 June 8, 2019
Elia is a synonym of the word legend. Elia's are sporty,funny,smart,good looking and affectionate. He is basically a living legend that makes everyone around him smile
What an Elia this guy is
Elia by behdhxb June 2, 2016

Eliass Jalloub 

A beautiful baby. On the outside hes like a fierce scary lion but once he gets comfortable with you and trusts you (wont happen), he becomes a big baby (only to his wife hasina). Hes the most sweetest caring and hottest man to ever roam the earth. Every step he takes he leaves a light beautiful aroma behind him. If you ever find anyone like him (you wont), hold onto him with ur jaw and teeth and never let go because he is the most caring man in the world. He knows how to love, care, protect, and HMP HASINA LOVES HIM SO MUCH HMP HES A BABY AND NO ONE NO ONE WILL TOUCH HIM NO ONE WILL EVER HURT HIM BC HIS WIFE WONT LET ANYONE ANYONE OR ANYTHING DAMAGE HIS PURE SOUL!!!!! I LOVE BABY LIAS
Eliass Jalloub? Oh thats Hasinas little baby

Elasticity Theory 

The theory that the Vagina being predominantly tight due to muscles will go slack and loose on Celebate women as a result of not being put to use during sexual intercourse while promiscuous women will have a tighter vagina due to the muscle having a regular work out and snapping back tight by the next morning
I fucked 2 girls last week that proved Elasticity Theory the tramp of the two was plenty tight but her prudish friend that has held out for the last 2 years was like fuckin a jar of mayo