Multitrack Drifting

When choosing between 2 bad things, electing to do both of them at once; a subversion of the Morton's Fork.

The name is a reference to the Trolley Problem, where you are supposed to choose between letting 4 people tied to the track die and pulling the lever, running over 1 person with the trolley and being directly responsible for their death.

Person 1: "If you had to chose, would you rather kill 2 piglets or 1 puppy?"
Person 2: "Multitrack Drifting."
Person 1: "What the fuck."

by Nebulaud March 2, 2025

drift

the skin from fortnite during season 5 chapter 1

Guy 1: Bro, it's season 5 on fortnite!
Guy 2: Yeah, I got the drift skin from the battle pass!

by susmonke7727 April 2, 2022

Drift Wood

The act of swimming in the nude with a half chub while floating on your back.

4 guys and 3 girls go to the beach and zack with his half chub decided to go skinny dipping. Classic drift wood.

by YHR Spynx August 4, 2018

the Drift

Alternative way of saying "That's the move" and/or "That's not the move" In other words, saying that the topic of conversation is agreeable.

Danny: "Let's drink before going to the club."

Celeste: "Yeah that sounds like the drift, let's save money live better."

by Cunaynay May 5, 2023

Visit Drift

When a visit with a friend or relative is prolonged unnecessarily with limited benefit.

We need to avoid visit drift with your family today...I would like to get home early!

by Bored daughter-in-law August 1, 2012

drift lube

Snow that makes your car go slideways

Timmay you see the news... theres gonna be a drift lube storm tonight

by Dashakid June 24, 2016

nut drift

When a testicle falls out of your tighty whiteys.

I've got nut drift on my right side.

by Shitstick1969 October 2, 2018