An esoteric doctrine explaining the bizarre reasons chicks hate each other and are no longer friends. It can be applied uniformly to all women who borrow any type of clothing, accessories, electronics, etc., and don't return said item, leading to a downward spiral in the strength of the friendship. Occasionally, the jeans incident doctrine may lead to the creation of mortal enemies.
Ex #1: "Yo man, you hear Anna isn't talking to Katie anymore?"
"Really, what happened?"
"I think Katie borrowed her favorite scrunchie without asking, classic jeans incident doctrine at work"
Ex #2: "You can't invite her boss man, Jamie is going to be there, Shelly and Jamie hate each other now"
"what,... did Jamie borrow her jeans and not return them or something?"
"yeah, the proverbial jeans incident doctrine rears its ugly head again"
"Really, what happened?"
"I think Katie borrowed her favorite scrunchie without asking, classic jeans incident doctrine at work"
Ex #2: "You can't invite her boss man, Jamie is going to be there, Shelly and Jamie hate each other now"
"what,... did Jamie borrow her jeans and not return them or something?"
"yeah, the proverbial jeans incident doctrine rears its ugly head again"
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I can't. I'm keeping the doctor away so I gotta stay close to the john
I can't. I'm keeping the doctor away so I gotta stay close to the john
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The 12th Doctor is from a TV Series Doctor Who, and he is played by Peter Capaldi. The 12th Doctor is a time traveler, which he uses his TARDIS to time travel, just like many other doctors. The 12th Doctor originated from the planet Gallifrey.
Have you seen the show Doctor Who? Well, my favorite doctor in that show is the 12th Doctor, played by Peter Capaldi!
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Get the Trout faced semen doctor mug.The Thirteenth Doctor is a asexual lesbian character in a british tv show called Doctor Who. She is in love with her best friend and companion Yasmin (Yaz) Khan. She likes her TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimension in Space) and her Sonic Screwdriver (Does most things to anything unless it’s made of wood or deadbolt sealed). She likes knowing things and dislikes The Master (Other timelord who The Doctor has an on and off relationship with) as of the episode The Timeless Children.
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Person 2: That isn’t a valid argument because The Doctor is a genderfluid timelord.
Person 2: That isn’t a valid argument because The Doctor is a genderfluid timelord.
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Get the A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away mug.The 13th Doctor is one of the many doctors from the show, Doctor Who, and is the first Doctor to become a female after the 12th Doctor, Peter Capaldi, regenerated into the 13th Doctor. The 13th Doctor is played by Jodie Whittaker. Like all the doctors before her, they originated from the planet Gallifrey.
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