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jeans incident doctrine

An esoteric doctrine explaining the bizarre reasons chicks hate each other and are no longer friends. It can be applied uniformly to all women who borrow any type of clothing, accessories, electronics, etc., and don't return said item, leading to a downward spiral in the strength of the friendship. Occasionally, the jeans incident doctrine may lead to the creation of mortal enemies.
Ex #1: "Yo man, you hear Anna isn't talking to Katie anymore?"

"Really, what happened?"

"I think Katie borrowed her favorite scrunchie without asking, classic jeans incident doctrine at work"

Ex #2: "You can't invite her boss man, Jamie is going to be there, Shelly and Jamie hate each other now"

"what,... did Jamie borrow her jeans and not return them or something?"

"yeah, the proverbial jeans incident doctrine rears its ugly head again"
by Mscheve June 10, 2008
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Keeping the doctor away

shoving apple slices up your bum. also referred to as Doing the Newton and Baking a pie
You want to go out to the club tonight?

I can't. I'm keeping the doctor away so I gotta stay close to the john
by Irma Gurd October 3, 2013
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The 12th Doctor

The 12th Doctor is from a TV Series Doctor Who, and he is played by Peter Capaldi. The 12th Doctor is a time traveler, which he uses his TARDIS to time travel, just like many other doctors. The 12th Doctor originated from the planet Gallifrey.
Have you seen the show Doctor Who? Well, my favorite doctor in that show is the 12th Doctor, played by Peter Capaldi!
by TeamPaydayTypicalColors2 March 4, 2017
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Trout faced semen doctor

A creature with a human body and a trout face that has gone through extensive training to work as a doctor who specializes in semen and its origins.
Honey, don't forget I have to see the trout faced semen doctor on Wednesday to test my cum.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020
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The Thirteenth Doctor

The Thirteenth Doctor is a asexual lesbian character in a british tv show called Doctor Who. She is in love with her best friend and companion Yasmin (Yaz) Khan. She likes her TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimension in Space) and her Sonic Screwdriver (Does most things to anything unless it’s made of wood or deadbolt sealed). She likes knowing things and dislikes The Master (Other timelord who The Doctor has an on and off relationship with) as of the episode The Timeless Children.
Person 1: Hey I really hate The Thirteenth Doctor because she is a woman.

Person 2: That isn’t a valid argument because The Doctor is a genderfluid timelord.
by casskhanobvi August 30, 2022
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The 13th Doctor

The 13th Doctor is one of the many doctors from the show, Doctor Who, and is the first Doctor to become a female after the 12th Doctor, Peter Capaldi, regenerated into the 13th Doctor. The 13th Doctor is played by Jodie Whittaker. Like all the doctors before her, they originated from the planet Gallifrey.
To be honest, I think I prefer the 11th Doctor over the 13th Doctor in Doctor Who.
by TeamPaydayTypicalColors2 September 3, 2018
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