bummy disease

when a person catches this 1 in 7 billion disease they are no longer able to sing a song or say a quote with out adding the words ‘bum’, ‘bummy’ or any other form of the word ‘bum’.

karen: “thank you, bum, thank you, bum!”

steven: “karen stay away from me! i might catch your bummy disease!”

by big keelungus January 19, 2019

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Hoebagginsons disease

A disease that affects both men and women, causing them to exhibit hoebag-like behavior within the presence of an attractive peer.

That girl seems to be showing signs of the hoebagginsons disease.

by Gaylors May 30, 2018

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This is a very rare disease that was discovered during the COVID 19 outbreak in 2021 by a fellow student from Turkey was infected with it through his own personal laptop during the extreme stress of deez nuts hour and had to be hospitalized at Alkent Hospital, where he is being monitored by Dr. Joe Ma.

Dude are you okay? You look like you have the sleeplessdeeznuts disease!

by JooByden May 19, 2021

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Deutsch Disease

A 24 hour to 7 day ailment due to excessive deutsching (smoking and/or drinking) over a short period of time. Symptoms are sore throat, loss of voice, mild headache and nausea, and black lung among others. Typically necessitates that the patient takes a few days off from deutsching, or takes a long Power Nap and pops a Celsius before returning.

-Yo, I’m having the boys over tonight for march maddy, tryna pu?
-Poss, I got Deutsch Disease so ima see how I feel after a Power Nap and energy drink.

by Cactus657 March 14, 2023

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