Deja crap

An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.
Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."
by Wonton2 July 28, 2013
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Deja poop

The feeling you have taken a shit like this before.
Sitting on the toilet, too many wings the night before, an eerie dread of deja poop occured.
by Some others random guys friend December 09, 2018
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Deja Toot

A fart preceded by a nearly identical sounding fart
Mark unloaded another whopper, and it was deja toot all over again.
by tommiefrazier July 16, 2015
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deja ri

deja ri (déjà ri) in French, is the process of randomly remembering a random funny event or experience and laughing about it. Other people around you may give you a weird look because they do not know what you are laughing about.

The name deja ri, is similar to deja vu, something that you have already experienced before, but with laughing at something.
Person 1: *randomly starts laughing*
Person 2: why are you laughing all of a sudden?
Person 1: oh, I just remembered this funny moment that happened 6 months ago
Person 2: oh, so you had a deja ri?
Person 1: pretty much, yeah
by AkyrosXD January 18, 2024
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deja spew

When you realize your one-night-stand is a repeat offender.
Dude, I hooked up with this hottie I met last night. Turns out I already had her. It was a total deja spew!
by GSB Jim December 16, 2011
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Deja tu viña

Usually a Dominican phrase. Meaning to stop what your doing. When someone is irritated or bothered by another's actions.
by Angelica Monaco April 25, 2020
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deja ew

When you experience something disgusting - again...
Had another case of deja ew when I ate at that disgusting taco place - when will I learn?
by one 'f' Jeph February 28, 2023
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