French Cucumber

this is when you give a woman a STD. frenchy style with your cucmber.

10 shots of Jose, 10 shots of Wabo, and a French Cucumber later her crotch was stinging like a wasp!

by Kung-fu dave February 26, 2010

pink cucumber

referring to the penis

she sucked his pink cucumber !

by sreymhael March 1, 2011

hot cucumbers

Opposite meaning to cool bananas

A: I got 6% in my Financial Accounting exam.

B: Hot cucumbers!

by marcinr June 6, 2014

Captain Cucumber

When one butt chugs Captain Morgan while simultaneously sticking a cucumber up their vagina.

"Yo did you catch Marianne doing a captain cucumber last night?"

"Yeah it was insane!"

by Fuckfuckcucumber October 12, 2015

coolest cucumber

Illest person ever.

Man , that caleb dude is the coolest cucumber.

by ChickenNuggetsBro June 18, 2017

to cucumber

To honor someone greatly

To cucumber someone is not an easy feat

by Meduza June 21, 2017

Dusting Cucumbers

Means doing sweet fuck all.

What have you been up to today?
Not much, just dusting cucumbers.

by Old Mate Andy June 26, 2018