craften

Intentionally done

Damn, that old fashioned was craften.

by Sadboy77 September 21, 2021

crafing

just one paragraph. "you get no bitches."

crafing is cool

by Crafing February 13, 2022

Craft rage

Extreme frustration to cope during crafting activities due to a combination of inability

I went to an art gallery and tried to make a tissue paper garland. After spending 30 minutes fashioning a limp specimen
I got exceedingly frustrated having glanced over at the middle class 8 year old’s perfect blooms; in a fit of craft rage I screwed up my flower and stormed out

by NE17 April 15, 2022

Craffing

When someone tries to cover up their tears by laughing at a joke they actually think is funny. Until you think of something depressing, and they end up laughing and crying at the same time.

Person 2: What happened to Person 1?! They're crying!
Person 3: Don't worry. They're Craffing.

by bearlee-123 April 21, 2022

Chawfer

Extremely fluffy weed

Just picked up some chawfer from the plug.

by Dr Chawf November 13, 2022

Crafty Python

Whilst sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool you set yourself a challenge and attempt to urinate into a nearby urinal or sink using your talented crafty python (men only). The act of urinating in a sink or urinal whilst simultaneously taking a poo on a sit down toilet.

I was sitting on the throne releasing the chocolate hostages and elected to attempt the crafty python.

by Robot J Cups September 20, 2023

BITCH CRAFT

The art of pissing people off while smiling.

Teddy excels at bitch crafting as he smiles to piss Joe off. Then Joe cries.

by Susett de Rebecca Creek March 8, 2018