Whack a Craig

To smoke weed, whether in public or with your m8s

Person 1:Hey dude wus poppin?
Person 2:Not much

Person 1:Wanna whack a craig after school?
Person 2: oh hell yeah lets whack a fat mega craig mate

by DoritoDoS September 08, 2017

craig's flow

A legendary hairstyle that is slicked back. In addition it has the tendency to entice attractive women.

Mike Nini has horrible "craig's flow" and should cut it.

by ND's Muslim February 17, 2014

Craig Osborn

Craig Osborn is a super kind but quiet person till he’s drunk. Helps you when you least expect it!

Person: “wow Craig Osborn is such a kind person! He helped me when I needed it most!”

by StanGot7forSmarts October 15, 2019

little craig

a young male whos a lax brah, and blazes with his homeboys everyday

Frank is such a little craig

by shernanagins February 04, 2012

Daniel Craig

The hottest Bond. This guy is such a DILF - so buff and beautiful! All the girls want him, and all the guys wish they could have him too. The greatest Bond, and one of the greatest men to ever walk the Earth.

Examples:
A: "Did you see Daniel Craig in Casino Royale?"
B: "Oh yeah baby, he was so hot, I had 8 jizzles over that film!"

by DanielCraigLoverGayEdition June 05, 2022

Old Craig

Some one who is entirely way too old to be hanging out with teenagers. The middle aged guy that lives in your friends basement who you routinely employee to purchase you alcohol and as a "thank you" you let him hang around.

I can't believe Mark is still hanging out with those high school kids , what an Old Craig!

by edimusxero July 15, 2016

Craig Stand

The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.

Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.

by thecraigery November 12, 2011