franzia cough

The hoarse cough the morning after ingesting high amounts of cheap, boxed wine, typically popular at universities in the northeastern United States.

Guy 1: *cough cough cough*
Guy 2: Hey man, you alright? That Sunset Blush was pretty good last night
Guy 2: Nah man, I've got franzia cough, never wanna drink that stuff again

by hardcoded December 1, 2017

Cough Trough

The place you go (typically a toilet) after taking a huge toke or dab to keel over and cough/hack/throw up as your brain gets bombarded with THC

bro 1: "Damn, Jake just took a gram dab. He's in the cough trough right now."
bro 2: "He's gonna come out here higher than a motherfucker."

by ryebredd April 1, 2018

arse cough

A fart.

That’s was an epic arse cough (fart)

by Arse cough February 3, 2018

cough shots fired

what you call in when someone starts coughing and cant breath

theres so much bat shit flu in that groceries store i dont wanna go in. i wanna call in cough shots fired instead.

by Cody5050 December 9, 2020

coughing starfish

The expelling of a mixture of gases through the rectum as a result of the digestion process.

In response to Seth's pugnant flatulance, Doug said, "shut that coughing starfish up already!"

by Scariest October 30, 2009

King of the cough syrup

The king of the cough syrup is the local cough syrup plug he is also known as a KD or kai daniel which is a code word for people selling cough medicine taken in large amounts to get a euphoric high.

Well you'll need to talk to the king of the cough syrup about that one.

by Carl Cult Leader March 18, 2022

alpha cough

Means, I'll fuck off

Hey cashier, alpha cough!

by coolcraft January 1, 2020