Las Cortinas de Carne

n. An attempt to muster one's poor use of high school Spanish to describe the unusually droopy and gnarly condition of a woman's vagina. Translates literally from Spanish as "the curtains of beef." See also beef curtains, beef drapes, or steak curtains.

"No me gustan las cortinas de carne."

by Chris O.. September 4, 2008

carving a statue

The act of producing an exceptionally large, hard, and lumpy turd. Normally done with considerable pain. May tear hemorrhoids free.

We could hear Stew grunting in the washroom from the other end of the hall. He must have been carving a statue.

by Belinda S. August 24, 2006

corinne sawyers

She is a fucking sex godess!

Ohh my god corinne sawyers is good in bed!

by ponyboy977 September 15, 2009

Corying, coryed

stealing, hitting a bowl, scraping a bowl, pawning stolen goods, doing hair flicks non stop.

Im thinking about corying, coryed these pills from my friends.

by bakka September 12, 2012

corvontae

A fine ass guy Funny as hel smart bad ass if ur datin or were dating a Corvontae u had a truly king he listened tl girls dont play bout his fwiens

and really Romantic

Corvontae is a guy u wish u had Corvontae He is the best man alove if u went out with a Corvontae ur the luckiest person

by Tiarag June 2, 2018

Inverse Carving

When snowboarding, staying on your back or front edge and simple shifting your weight to turn. Also known as Christmas Treeing

I suck at snowboarding, so i use inverse carving

by fuckmook April 7, 2004

Candy Corning

A guy paints his dick in the classic orange, yellow and white pattern of Candy Corn. He then proceeds to fuck his girl in the ass untill all three colors are on the rim of her asshole.

Judging by Sandys ass she was Candy Corning last night.

by akkakakakakakakka November 1, 2010