Cobaka

The Russian term for dog or wolf.

The cobaka is a beautiful creature!

by Cherie L. April 26, 2005

Cobalt

A Wow Mineral usually mined in Zul'Drakk. Its also a bitch to find. Most players who do find the mineral end up dancing until thier ankles bleed.

Guy 1 "Oh holy shit, a cobalt ore...."
Guy2 "You alright dude?"
Guy 1 "Oh yeah, sorry I just jizzed a little though"
Guy 2 "Oh...all righty"

by Flecherd July 31, 2009

kurt cobain

an incredibly awsome musician and song writer. lead singer/guitarist in the band NIRVANA.
some say he committed suicide. i think his wife(courtney love) hired a hitman to murder him. more evidence on how he didnt kill himself at justiceforkurt.com

rapper: kurt cobain?!?! he has no talent and is a motha fucka
nirvana fan: well look at ur rap shit. all u talk about is getting laid with ur slutty girls and gangs

by punkrevolution August 27, 2005

cobrablitz

cobrablitz is well known player of geometry dash, while also being 14, transgender and transracial, Xe never drop a level of it's bad, Xe keep going. cobrablitz also nerfed glide, and hacked aronia. Xe verified arrow by jacobsucks
Cobrablitz also gets a massive boner when xe go on JGhosts twitter page, and cannot control their racist factor. He has to have an aid because of how racist cobra can be. Xer aid is Fabricorn.

stevelaugh: holy fuck I love cobrablitz so fucking much

cobra: chillchillchillchillchillchillchillchill

by cobrablitzfan March 20, 2021

Cobra

A sexual position that is only attempted by the bravest men with iron-clad stomachs.

1. Get a girl from the club/party/kickback/hoedown/hootnanny to take you back to her house.
2. Convince her to let you fuck her in the ass.
3. Also convince her you can't get her pregnant from spelunking in her poop chute so you won't need a condom.
4. Fuck her until you cum right in her ass. And before she realizes whats going on you'll need to muster up all your constitutions and suck your own cum out of her ass.
5. When she turns around to see what all the hubbub was about, spit the jizz right in her eyes and yell "COBRA!"
6. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE THE ENCOUNTER BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO WANT TO KILL YOU.

Kyle-"Hey dude why is that chick walking over here looking like shes going to kill someone."
Jeremy-"Holy Shit thats the girl that I gave a COBRA to last night."
Kyle-"Holy cockass we've gotta get you the fuck out of here!"

by henchogreezy November 28, 2010

cobra lily

Technically, a carnivorous pitcher plant that grows in California mountain swamps.

Informally, refers to seductive but dangerous women who practice cannibalism.

"Watch out for that cobra lily, she's a man-eater. No, really, I mean she is a MAN EATER."

by hunterosnark February 4, 2010

Carbage

carbohydrates that are made up of, or derived from, less than healthy sources.

a combination of the words; garbage and carbohydrate, that better separates good carbs like "fruit" from bad ones, like "corn syrup".

Alternative usage: “ carbage” a car that is not nice or a piece of junk.

That breakfast cereal is loaded with Carbage!

by Yonstermonster June 18, 2019