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Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.
Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect
by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020
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Hot cooch

Zoe’s a got a hot cooch
by Your butt stank January 20, 2020
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Cooch Conquistador

The top to a pillow princess. The one commanding.
Yeah Mark’s such a pillow princess that he has a Cooch Conquistador
by Chopbag October 5, 2023
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Rona Cooch

When a chicks cooch is so bad it requires 2 masks to even get near. Also a slang term that girls can use kinda like an excuse as to why they aren't prim and proper in the ole hatchet wound area.
Dude 1: Man I went out with this chick she was banging bro I mean fuckin smoking hot ass and tits for days a super smile but........

Dude 2: But....... What c'mon man I saw her talking to you tell me what's up what happened??
Dude 1: Man it's a shame to have all that then have that Rona Cooch a crying damn shame. I couldn't get near it without wearing two masks man.
Dude 2:. Awww naw that is a shame!!!

Example 2
Chick 1: girl I got a date tonight he is cute.

Chick 2: Girl look at you long overdue long long overdue.

Chick 1: what u think I should wear or do about this (drops her pants)??
Chick 2: Damn girl we got work to do you got that Rona Cooch something serious. We best call Hallie, Chrystal , and Ben for this cooch over.
Chick 1: thanks girl every women in the world with the Rona Cooch needs a friend like you.
Chick 2: you bet they do!!!!
by Stick1 February 9, 2022
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butt-cooched

when u take a joke so hard up the butt you also take it up your couch!!
come on chino don't get butt-cooched!!
by Savik,Toxik,Gator June 28, 2012
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cooch smooch

The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.
“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”

“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”
by hbot47 November 10, 2019
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hide a cooch

-The fat overlapping belly skin that hangs down in front of a woman's vagina.

-The hanging excess skin from the stomach region that completely covers the vagina area on an over weigh lady or a woman who has recently lost a lot of weight and now has hanging skin that overlaps her beltline hiding her lady parts.

-Also known as cups or vagiggle gaggle.
-My moms had so many kids and gained so much weight that she's developed a hide a cooch.

-You cant see her belt because of her hide a cooch.
by KimperFay87 May 1, 2021
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