Someone who lies in wait with a keen eye for someone who is about to leave, taking the opportunity to pounce and force a conversation upon his/her prey.
I’m leaving the office now, I am going to army crawl to the door so I don’t get snatched by the conversation pouncer, if you don’t hear from me in 15 minutes, please start a fire in the building so I can be released from the jaws of this predator.
by Spitballer March 05, 2020
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by BenSav December 24, 2021
An incredibly jaw dropping statement guaranteed to bring any conversation to a screeching halt. Such as randomly dropping a slur or extreme political position.
"Hey did you remember last night when James made that conversational grenade of a joke?"
"Yeah he definitely went too far."
"Yeah he definitely went too far."
by JSmith4129 October 23, 2022
by Deepuberthoughts October 04, 2017
said of someone who gets you very excited about a story she or he just remembered, but then realizes she or he doesn't know it well enough to actually tell it, leaving you highly frustrated.
RJ - Oh that reminds of that great story! see, this guy, he...well, turns out he wasn't who is was, but...you know, it's funny because...he was pretending to be...shit, i don't remember the whole thing, nevermind.
Justine - Dammit RJ! you're such a conversation teaser.
Justine - Dammit RJ! you're such a conversation teaser.
by justbrek July 06, 2014
A conversation had on a mobile device, despite you knowing full well it is better suited to be had on a real computer. These conversations are usually ones involving personal feelings, relationships, and general conversational pieces that require paragraphs.
"I'd love to keep this conversation about our relationship's growth going, love, but this is more of a homerow conversation and I'm in the middle of work"
by justicerei January 13, 2012
When you're talking to two people online and the same topic comes up in both conversations at the same time, completely unplanned by you.
Chat 1: I went to the beach today, I was so scared when I saw the 'Beware of Sharks' sign!
Chat 2: I just watched Jaws, best movie ever!
You: Major Conversation Sync.
Chat 2: I just watched Jaws, best movie ever!
You: Major Conversation Sync.
by Mattpwns February 13, 2011