Contankerous

When something, someone,or a whole situation is absolutely fucked up.

Yea man my tire went flat on the car I come here to get another and they tell me they don't got my size shits contankerous you ask me

by Bits&PiecesofPsycho September 5, 2023

Conan

He's very hot, very pretty hands, has a very cute cat that everyone wants to steal, bro is so blind he doesn't know when a girl likes him. He has an ex gf but they lasted a day because they mutually agreed about some random shit like huhhhhh, oh he watched link click, oh yeah anime kid, oh yeah hes a gifted kid 😒😒😒, he helps people with math, acts gay but isn't gay ☹️😔

Person 1: Who is conan
Person 2: Oh conan is very blind, its that guy whos on the floor dying

Person 1: Oh woah hes dyring thats so interesting.

by do_not_disturb December 14, 2023

Conlyn

The best girl in the world, always knows how to bring a smile to your face, but knows how to put you in your place. If you come across Conlyn, don't fuck with her, she'll either make your life heaven or hell. If you try to smart mouth her, she'll show you a woman's might.

Did you see Conlyn over there?
Of course, she's so irresistible

by anonymous December 21, 2023

colanestio

The Colanestio's are a gang that go around school dancing weirdly

we are Colanestio's

by FoxyPlayz The YouTuber November 18, 2023

Conan

Conan is a guy who is very smart. He probably goes to a gifted school and also pulls lots of girls. He is very dense though and probably will not realize if a girl likes him unless she tells him. However, he may break up with a girl a day after getting together - out of mutual understanding - by realizing that they can't work out. Since Conan is very smart, he will help you not fail math and actually pass your exams. Most of the time though, Conan procrastinates his own homework which is really bad for him as he ends up getting no sleep. Poor Conan

Person 1: Woah how did you get so high on your math test??
Person 2: Conan helped me, he's really smart. Without him, I would've failed!!
Person 1: Oh, I need help too! Tell him to help me too!
Person 2: Okay!

by do_not_disturb November 19, 2023

Conan Gray's Hair

something that transcends all mortal and immortal beings. it is beautiful and luscious and i want to eat it. it is also a very talented dancer, and sometimes appears in the form of a broccoli.

conan gray: hey y'all
me and every other fan: OMG HIS HAIR WE LOVE CONAN GRAY'S HAIR

some little asshole: conan gray's hair is ugly
me and every other fan: GO DIE IN A PUDDLE OF PISS YOU SUCKER

by rawrheheheh February 28, 2024

Conlab

Concrete + labrynth.
Under the ground tunnels that lead to under dustbins and warehouses.
E.g. church catacombs and inca passages.
A churches foundations are as wide as the church is tall.. all the other designs collapsed.

"I know this man who's digging a conlab in preperation".

by Step lupid April 14, 2024