Following a Colorado Campfire, you complete the s'more experience by directing the girls lit farts at the marshmallow thus ensuring a delicious toasty s'more.
My girl took the Colorado Campfire up to the next level by lighting her flatus and giving me a Colorado s'more.
by anonymous October 12, 2022
Get the Colorado s'moremug. disclaimer this definition is a JOKE dont actully believe in this:
Colorado is a canadian provence as well as japanese territory in the rocky mountains situated south of the Southwestern territories and north of the japanese territory known as Texas. Colorado is the sothernmost provence of Canada (excluding the Hawaiian Territories and the South China Sea). Colorado has a popluation similar to the number of jews hitler killed in WW2. The capital city is Denver. Colorado is also home to the hottest girls in Canada AND Japan.
Colorado is a canadian provence as well as japanese territory in the rocky mountains situated south of the Southwestern territories and north of the japanese territory known as Texas. Colorado is the sothernmost provence of Canada (excluding the Hawaiian Territories and the South China Sea). Colorado has a popluation similar to the number of jews hitler killed in WW2. The capital city is Denver. Colorado is also home to the hottest girls in Canada AND Japan.
Colorado is the sothernmost provence (Excluding The Hawaiian Territories) of canada. It also runs through Japan making coloradians japanese and canadians at once. Home to hottest girls.
by Knmagor August 30, 2022
Get the Coloradomug. I loved it when my hubby Jasyson with a Y called me his Colorado sauce pocket. It was when we always got together with all of his buddies. I had Is Mountain Dew as my support during those times.
by So fa ki ng November 25, 2023
Get the Colorado sauce pocket.mug. A poor example of a 4WD.
Built mainly for buyers who are more concerned with looking good than actually being good.
Generally bought by bogans, hipsters and those looking for a vehicle to use in the annual Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardigras.
The most positive aspect of the Colorado is it keeps tossers from buying a real 4WD like a mighty Navara as they can’t measure up to the style, class and precision of the Navara.
Built mainly for buyers who are more concerned with looking good than actually being good.
Generally bought by bogans, hipsters and those looking for a vehicle to use in the annual Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardigras.
The most positive aspect of the Colorado is it keeps tossers from buying a real 4WD like a mighty Navara as they can’t measure up to the style, class and precision of the Navara.
I can’t measure up to the style, class and precision of a mighty Navara so I’m going to have to buy a Colorado.
by Sundance89 February 14, 2018
Get the Coloradomug. A geographical strip of land that follows Interstate 25 down through the center of Colorado, with cities such as Fort Collins, Boulder, Denver, Castle Rock, Colorado Springs, and Pueblo surrounding or near it. These cities hold most of the population of Colorado and give transplants the ability to say "they live in the mountains" because they're usually over a mile in elevation. They love to hit I70 going west to "get out of the city" and just go to Vail and Breckenridge to ski and drink $11 Americanos.
This also includes taking highway 24 west to Woodland Park and blessing the town with ✨️traffic✨️ so dense that 2 miles takes an average 15 minutes to drive through on a weekend.
This strip is over-welcoming to Californians that ruin the beautiful state.
The average price for a 3-4 bedroom house on 4,000ft of land is now unaffordable to a normal family making decent money.
There are now Whataburgers and In and Outs in colorado to feed this infection.
Buying a firearm in this state is becoming increasingly more difficult by the week.
We don't have plastic bags anymore and stores charge the 10 cent fee for shitty paper bags.
If you're ever convincing someone to visit Colorado, have them see the beauty outside of this stank ass strip.
This also includes taking highway 24 west to Woodland Park and blessing the town with ✨️traffic✨️ so dense that 2 miles takes an average 15 minutes to drive through on a weekend.
This strip is over-welcoming to Californians that ruin the beautiful state.
The average price for a 3-4 bedroom house on 4,000ft of land is now unaffordable to a normal family making decent money.
There are now Whataburgers and In and Outs in colorado to feed this infection.
Buying a firearm in this state is becoming increasingly more difficult by the week.
We don't have plastic bags anymore and stores charge the 10 cent fee for shitty paper bags.
If you're ever convincing someone to visit Colorado, have them see the beauty outside of this stank ass strip.
Wyomingite: I'd like to visit Colorado, where's nice?
Coloradoan: Literally anywhere outside the Colorado Lib Strip
Person from Utah: Coffee sucks
Coloradoan: Literally anywhere outside the Colorado Lib Strip
Person from Utah: Coffee sucks
by CammySlammy April 17, 2025
Get the Colorado Lib Stripmug. When a twink is sitting on a Bears (large hairy gay man) dick and right before the bear cums he wraps his legs around the twink and cums into the twinks ass.
I thought my uncle and I were wrestling, but then the next thing I knew he caught me in a Colorado Bear Trap!
by Oral of the story August 14, 2022
Get the Colorado bear trapmug. When you carve a hole in the bus seat leading to the person in front of you, then put your dick in the hole to poke them in the back.
"Yo did you hear that Kathy got hit by Jared's colorado rooster earlier today?"
"Yeah dude apparently she broke his dick while it was in there"
"Yeah dude apparently she broke his dick while it was in there"
by GoofyNooba January 14, 2018
Get the Colorado Roostermug.