white collar worker

A Lesser Spotted Mongolian Gravel Maggot.

Kid ask's teacher : what happened to hitler when he died
teacher: he became a white collar worker.

by Sp0ck October 16, 2006

pop a collar

When a male is masturbating and another moves up unbeknownst to the masturbator and then strikes the testicles at such a time that the masturbator is just beginning to ejaculate.

The side-effects may include vomitting, depression, and penis explosion, which can in turn lead to death.

I have always wanted to pop a collar because everyone always masturbates at my house for some reason and I'm getting sick of it.

Yesterday i walked in on Theo masturbating and I popped his collar. Good thing he was already at the toilet because he threw up all over the place.

by papa smurf 44 February 27, 2009

Horse Collar

After defecating in a toilet you grab your female/male companion and secure her/his head face down into the toilet and close the toilet seat while perform sexual acts in her anal cavity.

"Dude, I just horse collared my wife last night"

by JoJoTheMonk May 13, 2010

Elizabethan collar

A collar that is conical in shape, increasing in radius as it goes over the head, used to prevent animals from irritating wounds due to surgery or injury. Also tends to be the butt-end of many a joke, as its appearance can be tremendously comical in nature, especially when fitted to a domesticated cat.

"Hey do you guys have cable or satellite TV? Because it looks like Whiskers with her Elizabethan collar over here is getting free reception!"

by Kittypault November 7, 2007

Collar Bomb

A huge wad of ejaculate on a man's chest - for gay couples.

He was a total sex gangsta last night. He put a collar bomb on me.

by gay-bargal August 5, 2011

CollaredShirt75

Sexiest man to ever roam the earth
beat dark souls and is a profesional roblox gamer

Do not use the lords name in vien

SEXIEST FUCKING MAN TO EVER YWALK THIS MORTAL PLANE

Gerald: hey man wanna play roblox

bob: im bob

Gerald: ok

bob: im finna go CollaredShirt75 mode on these bitches

by McPotato_ March 17, 2022

Blue-collar lock

A term about men who are stuck doing something they don't like. Will most likely continue working their asses off even though they would much rather go another path. They do not end up proceeding going on this other path which would consist of either another job more fit for them or higher education as it would take years and in their mind is ''not worth it''. Men with blue-collar lock often go through hardships and are fighting a battle with themselves. Growing an addiction towards money and becoming a workaholic is also common among people who get the blue-collar lock.

''Bill's really got the blue-collar lock going on, huh? Miserable but still around.''

by Aldmerian January 12, 2022