clipping the hedges

To trim your nose hair.

Grace: you excited for that party?
Lindsey: Yeah, but I’ll need to clip the hedges first.
Grace: I would never go to a party without clipping the hedges.

by Rocklicker December 31, 2017

Clipped the cigar

When taking a poop and you pinch off too soon thus making a mess on your bum.

Ah man, that was a messy wipe, I clipped the cigar.

by schissler June 17, 2018

clipboard warrior

The person with the clipboard who won't shut up about how you're doing your job wrong.

Here comes jerry the fuckin clipboard warrior again...

by ayobigboigimmedatyumyumsauce November 7, 2018

Clipp

Opposite of Hawrkdinthwaite, something that sucks, something poo

Jennifer Lopez: this place iz clipp
Samuel L Jackson: tru tru.
2pac: I’m fockin alive nigga
Biggie smalls: Same
Clifford Smith: I’ll fucking sew ur asshole shut and keep feeding u, and feeding u, and feeding u
Jennifer Lopez: Esket outta here, dis place is clipp, dis place is clipp
Léance Madelin: beat em up

by Mr Turgeon December 13, 2018

clip

When referring to firearms, it is something that is often confused with magazines despite being used to LOAD magazines, which are then loaded into a firearm. Clips are particularly useful for loading firearms that have internal magazines.

Jerry loaded a magazine using a clip and then loaded said magazine into his handgun.

by Iron_Wind March 25, 2019

clipping device

anything you use to take videos of someone

“Look Tyler is about to dunk on him”
“Wait let me pull out the clipping device”

by digbickdee January 22, 2020

clipboard communist

Self proclaimed marxists who may or may not have read any books on communism or economics in general who espouse vaguely utopian and poorly thought out ideas about what a 'fair' world should look like, but would never sully their hands with actual labor or handle firearms.

I'd never cared for any of the self-proclaimed Marxists I'd known back in college, but Patrick was different. One look at his teeth, and you could understand his crusade for universal health care. Both his glasses and his smile were held together with duct tape. Notable too was his willingness to engage in actual physical work. The communists I'd known in the past had always operated on the assumption that come the revolution, they'd be the ones lying around party headquarters with clipboards (clipboard communists) in their hands. They couldn't manage to wash a coffee mug, yet they'd been more than willing to criticize the detergent manufacturer.

by El Caballo de Austin January 23, 2020