like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end

The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.

Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!

by steverbeaver July 13, 2007

junk cleavage

When a dude wears clothes too tight and you can see the outline of his junk. Male version of camel toe.

I watched "Dancing with the Stars" and Tony's pants were so tight he had junk cleavage!

by Fuzzy Peaches April 30, 2009

left nut cleavage

The slight appearence of a mans left nut.

John "dude put that away!"
Tom " what do you mean?"
John " your left nut cleavage you sack of shit!"

by Fatjason69 November 29, 2013

self cleaner

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

by CJM379 December 5, 2002

nigga clean

(Verb) to clean one's cluttered house, crib, car, etc. by piling and hiding clutter in closets, under beds or in car trunks so as not to appear messy.

Hey man, I just opened your baffroom cabinet lookin' fo some ass wipes and all yo copies of Black Tail magazine fell on de flo. Wha chu do, just nigga clean yo house?

by Johnny Kool Mild 1 December 29, 2008

Clean Version

Radio edit, censored.

And her pussy smells good, I said it
Cause she a clean version like a radio edit

by N.s.h. February 22, 2008

clean up

This term is used in First Person Shooters, it's the act of going into a battle and killing a wounded player, or finishing another player's target.

"Good Job Culver, way to clean up!"
"Here comes Culver for the clean up!"

by Skinkster January 5, 2010