Claire

A crazy bitch who likes meth and monthers who is a great friend who stands up for herself and has a hard time taking risks! But every now and a then she get the nerv to text Travis or go over to jordans house or scream things like "DERICK" or "BECKYY" in a breathing in voice. Claire is a very nice girl who gets really mad sometimes and hats her stupid sister. And sometimes yells at her dad that might not be her real dad to stfu and we all still lover her but not savanna savanna JUST USES HER FOR ATTENTION!

Onaca- "hey Claire wanna go do some meth?" Claire- "HELL YA I LOVE METH!!! DERICK BECKY??? MONSTERS??? SHES IN THE SKYYY" onaca- "hell ya they are, LETS GO FLY BITCH" Claire- *HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH* Onaca- *HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

by Onaca BAQNANA May 19, 2017

claire ting

an egg, heavily salted.

Tyler wanted Claire Ting for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by caesia May 26, 2017

Saint Clairsville

City in Ohio, also known as paradise on the hill, full of many kind people, amazing athletes, 4-wheelin and shenanigans. Also a great place to start a family.

Dude just won the superbowl, he must be from Saint Clairsville.

by Tash06 February 11, 2013

Claire

A mean bitch that should die and looks like a turtle.

Person1: who is that turtle ugly girl?!
Person2: umm i don’t know but she looks really ugly and rude and she looks like she can bite my face off!!! That is what a claire is!

by 3365hilol October 28, 2019

Claire Danes

A rather pretty and convincingly female actress who, due to a genetic defect, was born was a penis. It is approximate ten inches in length, three in diameter at the shaft, and was used to make Nick Stahl scream like a little bitchboy while filming Terminator 3.

-Claire Danes is really hot.
-Yeah, but she has a dick.
-I don't care. I'd suck it.
-...Gay."

by Blorpfuck July 12, 2011

claire

1. a beautiful, young woman who takes pride in her good morals.
2. a stupid, blonde whore.
3. fatass

1. yeah, i am going out with claire.
2. wow, shes so claire. she hooked up with my best friends boyfriend.
3. man that girl eats like a claire.

by qwertyuuioppp July 16, 2008

Claire

A 50+, withered, grey haired monster, best advoided if you have any of the following

- Babies
- Puppies
- Kittens

as she will eat them on site. She is also well known for thinking that she is cool. When you tell her that she ,in fact, is not the human like mask she wears is shed like a snakes skin and the true beast emerges. Best kept away from at all costs, unless, of course, you happen to have a harpoon handy.

"That thing totally claired my puppy last night"

by OMC Front Desk February 10, 2008