Cigarette Boy

Cigarette boy refers to financially cursed people that requests for cigarettes from strangers or others they have barely met. These people are often results of families that are broken due to incestuous acts. Usually cigarette boys have the thousand yard stare from witnessing their family having intercourse with each other which caused their trauma. When they request for cigarettes they often say "eh jek pinjam rokok ah sial" that is how they communicate with other people. Cigarette boy diet consists of cigarettes and urine from Changi toilet bowls. They are also coupled with the fact that they are C Bae Smeu Wee.

Cigarette boy: Eh jek pinjam rokok ah sial
Billy: fuck no im not giving your stinky inbred face any cigarettes

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024

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Smoke a Cigarette

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.

During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)

by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023

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