cigarette car

specific cars still on the road manufactured in between the 90s and mid 2000s. these cars are called cigarette cars because throughout your childhood you’d typically see a random middle aged adult (or your friends older sister) smoking a cigarette out the window// the car reeked of cigarette smell. these cars are typically a run-down shit box (rusted, dented, etc) with more problems than you can count. the technology is very outdated, typically only being able to play cds/tapes or fm on the radio, having a cigarette lighter built in, built in ash trays, a slot to place coins for road tolls, hand crank windows, etc. cigarette cars are NOT the same as a modded older car; the most modifications being seat covers and bumper stickers. these cars are driven by broke people who cannot afford anything better, this being their only means of transportation. however, the owners of these cars are typically hot, bad bitches who have a love-hate relationship with their car (deep down will be very sad when their car finally dies).

some examples of cigarette cars include but are not limited to:

* 2002 pontiac grand prix
*1999-2005 ford taurus

*2002 toyota corolla

*2005 honda pilot

*2005-2007 jeep liberty

*2001 ford escape
*1997 buick lesabre

*1999 chevy blazer
*2003 toyota camry
*2005 dodge neon
*2002 saturn s-series SL
*1997 geo prizm

*2002 subaru legacy

THE LIST GOES ON

person 1: damn that girl is hot as fuck, too bad she drives that piece of shit car.

person 2: yeah but she has a cigarette car. it runs like shit but it actually looks cute and has a personality of its own.

by abbey’s chicken tenders March 17, 2024

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Air cigarette

For those moments when you really need to smoke a cigarette, but don’t have one or is trying to smoke less. The only logical course of action is to pretend-smoke a cigarette and pretend-puff smoke out of your mouth.

“I gazed into the sweet sky as I pull nothing out of my pocket and smoke an air cigarette.”

by H@ckerman August 15, 2022

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Cigarettes

They are harmful cancer sticks that you shouldn’t smoke

Cigarettes are bad for you

by ShaggysToe September 12, 2020

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Cigarette distance

The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.

Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?

Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.

by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019

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