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Christian

an absolute fag. Everyone hates him. He has a tiny dick and he's a complete douche.
Man, I can't believe christian got a fuck-buddy! His dick is like -1.5 inches!
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Christianity

A really good religion that is worth to follow but sadly most of the followers are either dumbfucked or fucking plain stupid. They expect everyone to agree to what they say, enjoy what they think is nice and then happily joining them as a Christian. Most of them lacked interpersonal and marketing skills.
Devoted Christians are very much like:

A fuckin persistent salesman that boast how great the product that he's gonna sell to you without any solid proof and insist that you buy his product without doubt. He's gonna sticked to his selling skills 100% even though no one is impressed with it coz he thinks that those that do not believe him are corrupted by Satan.
by Chia September 17, 2006
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christians

Someone who is not perfect but goes to god, beleives that god's only son died for our sins so that when you die you will not be thrown into the lake of fire (hell), and tell god their sins then asks for forgiveness. Because God is your heavenly father you must tell him of your wrongful deeds.
A christians tells two men or women of how jesus died for us and of God's love for us, one person prays for god's forgiveness the other does not, both are killed. The one who asked for forgiveness is able to enter heaven, the other is casted into the lake of fire (hell) forever.
by Jonathan Qualls June 23, 2006
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Christian

Either a tight ass little snitch or bitch or is Bad Ass rebel Mother Fucker, athletic usually good/great looking most likely ripped(ask him too show you). Likes too fuck and drink, smarter than he leads on and stylish makes friends easily also has a personality that is priceless in most cases but most of all loves too make people laugh often referred too as a funny guy or someone people look up too.
Most common example known to man is Christian Rossi
by gaycook May 4, 2009
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Christian

A name givien to those with small penises
'Damn boi, you've got one of them Christian cocks'
by deanoooopppp December 5, 2016
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Christian

A guy who can spill your guts with no remorse
by F me daddy April 22, 2019
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Christian

A great friend who has a huge dick, a loving and caring boyfriend that will make you feel safe.
Christian has a Big dick that is long
by Christian Nelson June 24, 2019
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