Satan's Children

A discord server filled with simps and idiots

Person: This place looks like Satan's Children

by Jarnsida May 10, 2020

Think of the children

A term that was meant advocate censorship and the age of consent, based on logical fallacy, moral panic, and family values.

Guy 1: It's time to rape and kill Guy 2's 15 year old daughter, after getting karmalized by doxxing my IP Address, which is 192.26.78.103, livestreaming my offensive Joe Mama joke, and banning me on Twitter, it's time to get my revenge on him, hehehehehehehehehehe.........
Guy 2: WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 1: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: I can't believe this would happen to me...

by Karma will get you! February 25, 2022

University of Spoiled Children

A nickname given to USC by jealous UCLA kids who couldn't afford USC.

My dad's movie bombed last year, so now University of Spoiled Children isn't an option.

by Mims22 September 19, 2007

Children of Bodom

A Finnish Melodic Death Metal band who were brilliantly awesome with the unique entwining of guitar and keyboard solos. Until one day they met the representatives of MTV. They decided to destroy all their melodic nature (except for the keyboard) and replaced it with cold, tinny, muddy, industrial sound. This appealled to the teenagers with severe surplus of angst, a.k.a almost ALL teenagers, and made megabucks from them.

CoB were brilliant back in the day, but since Are You Dead Yet they're not up to the same standard. Some may blame this on their attempt to lose their Power Metal image, but lost their last remnants of songwriting talent instead.

Oh well, back to Kalmah.

Metalhead A - "Do you like Children of Bodom?!"

Metalhead B - "Ehh. I suppose they're okay now. Still prefer Kalmah".

by Tordah February 17, 2009

Married with children

A term used to describe someone who is believed to be homosexual but will not 'come out' until much later in life, usually after they've gotten married and had children.

Guy 1: What?! I thought Adrian was gay!

Guy 2: Me too, I think he's just married with children. Shame really...

by Merlin. September 8, 2010

father of my children

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.

Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father

by Heather May 18, 2003

Children of the corn-hole

It has commonly been presumed that children cannot be produced from anal sex. But this is incorrect. There are many offspring resulting from posterior intimacy (straight or otherwise)...George "Dubya" Bush, Baraka Obama, Vladimir Putin, the UK's Royalty Family, Oprah Winfrey, Courtney Love and Albert Pike (formerly of "Boys in the Hoodz" and the boy-band "Albert and the Circle Jerkers") are notable examples.

The common man will never know peace so long as the Children of the Corn-hole have dominion...

by Hamburger Harry June 23, 2016