not a sushi chef.

Used when someone overstates their expertise, pretends to be someone they are not or are “trying to pull one over” on you. Origin is TV game show The Floor when a contestant shaded another contestant who claimed to be an expert sushi chef and then went on to lose the round.

When Mark started acting like he was a car expert just from watching some YouTube tutorials, I was like calm down, you’re not a sushi chef.

After Lisa went on about her financial know-how without any real experience, Tom just laughed and thought, she’s not a sushi chef.

by Taichung February 14, 2025

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chef micah

Chef Micah is the best chef that you know. Nobody
can cook like him.

Chef Micah can cook anything look and taste good.

by Best chef November 22, 2021

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Reverse Naked Chef

A sex position in which one person lays on their back covered in sprinkled sugar and cream, both partners then eat fried food while engaging in sexual intercourse.

My girlfriend and I did the Reverse Naked Chef last night and I'm still all kinds of full and sticky

by Hadrian's Kangaroo August 11, 2020

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chef's shot

When a chef working a big rush cuts one of his fingers and doesn't have time to get a band aid.

He takes the cut and cauterizes it on the flat top, then calls for a shot of alchohal to line, sticks the wound in it to sanitize and takes the shot straight for the pain. Then keeps working.

taking a chef's shot at home without the adrenaline of a dinner rush is a bad idea

by duelvirus September 17, 2012

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Ding-Chef

Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.

Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...

by Townsman September 27, 2014

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