An (american?) girl who occasionally posts pictures of herself on 4chan. She got the nickname from using make-up to give herself a red nose, making her look like she had been sniffing crack. Other identifieable features are wings, cat-ears and red makeup below her eyes. She is also sometimes called facky-chan.
She is sometimes associated with Nevada-Tan and Wheeker
She is sometimes associated with Nevada-Tan and Wheeker
by DeTaiL !ioMbof0kwo February 24, 2005
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2) A way to get laid.
3) a type of cheese
4) A cute killer rabbit such as the one on Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
5) a special type of rum mixed with other beverages
2) A way to get laid.
3) a type of cheese
4) A cute killer rabbit such as the one on Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
5) a special type of rum mixed with other beverages
1) random person: Hey Kelly-chan
*Laughs and giggles can be heard*
2) Oh my god you are a beautiful kelly-chan.
*Laughs and giggles can be heard*
2) Oh my god you are a beautiful kelly-chan.
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see-- formica.
see-- formica.
by Kellie:) November 9, 2008
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Here are the few trademarked qualities of a Suzie Chan:
Her actual name is so impronounceable that she had it shorten to Suzie, Jean, or some other type of American name that isn't used anymore.
Her hand is so perfect that it looks like a type of computer font.
When driving, she manages to cause a traffic accident even though she is parked.
In Spanish class, her Spanish is better than her everyday English.
She gets better grades than you in everything. Even in driving school.
Her English is so botched, yet she manages to get a better English grade than you or any other native speaker.
Her mom and dad are both doctors and both lawyers.
Has Hello Kitty everything.
She wears a face mask and latex gloves to go driving.
Here are the few trademarked qualities of a Suzie Chan:
Her actual name is so impronounceable that she had it shorten to Suzie, Jean, or some other type of American name that isn't used anymore.
Her hand is so perfect that it looks like a type of computer font.
When driving, she manages to cause a traffic accident even though she is parked.
In Spanish class, her Spanish is better than her everyday English.
She gets better grades than you in everything. Even in driving school.
Her English is so botched, yet she manages to get a better English grade than you or any other native speaker.
Her mom and dad are both doctors and both lawyers.
Has Hello Kitty everything.
She wears a face mask and latex gloves to go driving.
Suzie Chan got a perfect on her BAR and MCATs
If you see Suzie Chan in your rear view mirror, start praying to God.
If you see Suzie Chan in your rear view mirror, start praying to God.
by mistahtom@aol.com June 11, 2006
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