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closet camping

1) getting fucked up and camping in your walk in closet with a group of friends, while rolling BALLS!
2) Taking a shit load of tabs and after along night, going into camp the closet and snort more tabs
3) Fucking a bitch in your walk in closet while wearing your mom's old 80s neon colored jacket.
We fired up that pert blunt and popped a few white apples.. then the 6 of us went closet camping for about 4 hours until 9 am.

Yeah man, I shit on that bitches' chest the other night when her and i closet camped.. i blew my load in her hair too!
by jjackison October 7, 2007
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Camping Carl

A term given to any person that spends an unacceptable amount of time in one area of a video game map. The reasons for their lingering range from not being able to get kills to taking a break to bate it. Generally disliked by all other players for using overpowered sniper rifles and carbines. Other synonyms include Mallow Maker, Negative Nathan, and Bouncing Betty.
"GOD DAMN IT! That Camping Carl just shot me in the back because I ran past his camping ass!"
"Don't worry dude. He's probably about to go beat his meat or put something in his balloon knot anyway."
by Tobysrh August 16, 2009
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calping

The feeling of sexual arousal a person experiences when Peter Capaldi walks into a room.
"When the Doctor walked in, you could feel the calping in the air."
by Not Davey Johnson February 2, 2015
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Chapping

“Chapping” “Chap” or “Chapstick” is when a person is being irritating or overly themselves to the point that it annoys other people or is really funny
“Hey matt who you feeling?”
“Ah not the best, zack has been chapping hard the past few days and I have a horrid headache.”
by BigGoose69 December 24, 2018
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Homework Camping

When the homework is due pretty soon, this is camping nearby the collection box, to get as much time to do homework before its collected. When the teacher does come, the campers usually rush out and hand it at the very last second.
Jerry: Hey, what's Nick doin under those stairs?
Tom: Looks like he's homework camping, again.
Jerry: Here comes Mr.Watson!!
Tom: Look! He's making a break for it!!
Jerry: Haha! What a n00b.....
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Van camping

The act of assuming no responsibility for one's actions and just chilling.

Paraphrased by: "Dude, I was just chilling and it is not my fault."
I was van camping in Cowan one day and some hoe dropped her tampon on my noodles.
by investomaniac October 7, 2012
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Ball clapping

ball clapping - when two sets of balls meet together as a result of timed thrusting banging together creating a clapping noise
Wade and Ryan after watching a movie together invited Meagan over and ryan entered her from behind into her anal bank and wade entered her into her vagina - through the aggressive pumping both Ryan and wades balls banged and clanged together creating a clapping noise - they had successfully been ball clapping
by Swine Doctor May 26, 2016
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