A violent sex act involving a man and a woman, where the man places a set of moose antlers on his erect penis and forcefully enters the womans anus, previously lubed with maple syrup. To finish off, the man ejaculates into the Stanley Cup and pours bagged milk into it. They then both share the nectar.
Person A: "Dude, did you get lucky last night?"
Person B: "Fuck yeah! I got her to do the Canada's History!"
Person B: "Fuck yeah! I got her to do the Canada's History!"
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Two people of either sex take maple syrup and pore it on each other; naked. Then, taking moose horns, the perform sexual activities on the anal regions, using the maple syrup as a lubricant. After both anuses have been aroused, the two partners take turns taking bowel movements into a stanley cup replica. After mixing the feces with more maple syrup the two feed each other while reminiscing on th good activities that have just taken place.
Two people of either sex take maple syrup and pore it on each other; naked. Then, taking moose horns, the perform sexual activities on the anal regions, using the maple syrup as a lubricant. After both anuses have been aroused, the two partners take turns taking bowel movements into a stanley cup replica. After mixing the feces with more maple syrup the two feed each other while reminiscing on th good activities that have just taken place.
The editor of Canada's History, Mark Reid, refused to participate in a round of Canada's History with Stephen Colbert.
by Jonah Vark February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A completely Deprived Sex act including: moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup. This act is so repulsive that people refuse to describe the horrors that unfold when it is performed. It has been left a mystery except for those sick few who have tried it, or have performed it. The only clue we have to what this entails is the rumor that "The hardest part is putting it all in." This is absolutely Grotesque!
This act was created by Americans to make-fun of and to even intimidate Canadians.
This act was created by Americans to make-fun of and to even intimidate Canadians.
Sex in a dumpster with moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup; and petophillia, necrophillia, coprophilia, bestiality, Rape, incest, bondage, S&M, extreme violence, torture, disemboweling and ending in murder.
Canada's History is the WORST sexual act EVER!
Canada's History is the WORST sexual act EVER!
by E.A.B.♥Steven Colbert February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.After a hearty Stanley Cup victory the Canucks decided to steal the Maple Leaf's moose antlers from their club room. Whilst doing that the Forward who shall remain nameless from the Canucks "accicentally" found his way into the shower room of the Maple Leaf's and found some maple syrup sitting in a shower stall. He then attempted to abscond with the maple syrup and was stopped by the entire team. As they were fighting Sarah Palin walked in to "comfort" the Leafs, and the rest is history.
Let's just say, the maple syrup was not used for pancakes.
Let's just say, the maple syrup was not used for pancakes.
Oh man, let's commemorate the victory of the Canucks and have a "Canada's History" night, baby, you know what I mean.
by colbertbabymama February 4, 2010
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by JustGaveUHerpes February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.To open a female vagina, and insert a parade of midgets celebrating there very own "mini" independence day, all playing horns and instruments. Generally this is followed by the introduction of a "reverse abortion" as a method of sexual stimulation. This is often done in sport as each participant holds a pair of moose antlers, whilst drenched in maple syrup. Often celebrated when one is in the presence of the Stanley Cup
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