Cabbage Patching

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.

Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!

by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 7, 2023

Cabbage Eater

Someone who likes to lick/eat balls usually ones that are big and monstrous.

"Tiffany was tasting my balls last night, my balls felt so good!" "I didn't know Tiffany was a cabbage eater"

by Brothy Water March 31, 2023

Cabbage Pony

That idiot you work with, their only job is to get stuff for you, or just carry things from one place to another mindlessly. That is all they can really do.

Get that Josh Butler to carry that crap, he’s the cabbage pony.

by Meat missile February 22, 2024

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Cabbage Patch

Someone who's persuaded very easily and is ignorant to themselves and to others around them.

Stop acting so ignorant you damn cabbage patch. Didn't your parents teach you any respect you freakin cabbage patch.

by The jimhoff method October 17, 2025

benadryl cabbage patch

another name for Benedict Cumberbatch

person 1: Benadryl Cabbage patch is my favorite actor, i love him in Sherlock.

person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange

by notspiderman December 9, 2016

Meat Cabbage

1. Man's Scrotum 2. Can also be used to describe the odor of a Man's Scrotum.

My hands are cold can I cup your Meat Cabbage to warm them up?!?

by Proy21 October 4, 2008