by daddy2272727 May 19, 2017
Those esthetically unpleasing small round sensors found on many automobile bumpers that provide an audible proximity warning when parking. They almost always look out of place and are not integrated into the overall design of the car and therefor look out of place and ugly... just like a zit on your face. Something you wish you could pop to have them go away and make the car more beautiful.
by Creative Savage November 04, 2010
To masterbate (for a male).
It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!
by Gunggung September 27, 2021
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