douche bump

A bump on the skin, normally on the skin at the back of the neck, that appears when you are surrounded by douche bags or when you encounter a particularly-huge douche bag.

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Whenever that douche bag Hansell is around, Tim gets a huge douche bump on the back of his neck.

by jjmills May 5, 2007

Bump a Taxi

The art of using a taxi and then failing to pay the driver, often resulting in being chased by the driver or been cautioned by the police. Popular sport with people from Fife

"How we getting home, we've no money!" "Don't worry,we'll just bump a taxi"

by Concerned Taxi Driver November 10, 2009

bump bomb

Two fists coming together in friendship or solidarity, followed by a mimed explosion.
Variation the familiar knuckle bump, fist bump, or bro fist.
It is common to say the phrase "fist bump, fireworks" while enacting both parts of the bump bomb.

Dude #1: Dude, that was a sweet burn! Bump bomb?
Dude #2: I heard that.
Both Dudes (while bump-bombing): "Fist bump, fireworks."

by userbits August 11, 2010

Blum Bump

A traffic hazard officially named "curb bulbout". Named after the Mayor of Santa Barbara, Marty Blum, who allowed these hazards to be constructed in street intersections.
Synonyms: "peaks of destruction", "claws of death", "street pinchers", "artery cloggers", "cyclist hazards".

That car hit the Blum Bump when he turned. That Blum Bump needs to be repainted red because of the tire marks.

by psnack January 27, 2009

bumping peaches

means lesbian sex. mmmm.

what you two little dykes doing in there? bumping peaches? time for supper!

by muscat August 20, 2006

bump muffins

A phrase describing any female-female sexual position where the vulva of each female are bumped and rubbed against the other. May also be used to describe lesbian sex, even though not all lesbian sex entails vulva-to-vulva stimulation; similar to "knocking boots" being used to describe sex in general.

I'd like to watch my wife bump muffins with Kate Beckinsale.

by fragglecock March 10, 2011

bumping fuzz

The act of lesbos rubbing their pussies together viciously with maximum pubic hair contact

Barbara: You wanna bump some fuzz with me?
Cindy: Bet I just love bumping fuzz
Barbara: Bumping Fuzz gets me so wet!
Cindy: Me too!
(Both laughing)

by Frozen Bob April 18, 2017