by Ilikemen20001 July 15, 2021
Baby bug: A strange affliction that causes people to want to have children.
Also a favorite phrase of family members when a woman says she doesn't want children.
Also a favorite phrase of family members when a woman says she doesn't want children.
by StrangeThing October 28, 2018
An invisible bug that bites unsuspecting sex-deprived males, causing the victim to become "thirsty". The longer the male has been sex- deprived, the more severe his symptoms will be. The bite will cause the male to:
1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)
3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman
The only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!
1) Be willing to have sex with undesirable, even hideous or fat, women (The greater the thirst, the lower the standards)
3) make creepy advances toward women that are out of his league
3) Lack the ability to flirt with women that are in his league
3) Become oblivious to clear signs of rejection from any woman
The only cure for this tragic condition is for the male to have sex with an attractive female. If you see a male that is starting to exhibit any of these symptoms, find him an acceptable bitch immediately!! Before he suffers from severe thirst!
Garret: "Lamar why the hell would you fuck that weak bitch? She's a zero!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"
"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"
Lamar: "I couldn't resist man, I was bitten by the thirst bug"
"Man i really shouldn't fuck this girl, she's the biggest slut on campus... ahhh shit i've been bitten by the thirst bug!!"
by Lebron Flocka James April 12, 2014
by RippTheSheets January 04, 2012
(n.)
1. a prostitute; a slut; one who sleeps with many
2. a scalper; drug dealer; one who prowls the street late at night
3. a very big bug you find on the street.
1. a prostitute; a slut; one who sleeps with many
2. a scalper; drug dealer; one who prowls the street late at night
3. a very big bug you find on the street.
"Man, I saw that street bug every night. She must be making mad money to be staying on that corner."
"And why exactly are you out that late at night on that side of town...?
"And why exactly are you out that late at night on that side of town...?
by lithiumkisses March 19, 2011
The nicest girl you'll EVER meet. She is beautiful, talented, and athletic. She's also a straight A student, so if you need help with homework, just go to any sausage bug! Sausage Bug dates all the guys, but don't get her confused with a hoe. She is anything but a HOE! All the other girls try to hate her, but simply can't because she is so nice!
Person 1: "That girl is pretty, nice, talented, sporty, AND smart! What's her name?"
Person 2: "I don't know, but judging by the way you described her, her name must be Sausage Bug!"
Person 2: "I don't know, but judging by the way you described her, her name must be Sausage Bug!"
by dancinggirl5678 January 05, 2018
An event that requires a minimum of two people, a vehicle, and a shopping cart. While one person drives, person two hangs out of a passenger window and holds on to the grocery cart. At the passengers command, the driver turns opposite to the side opposite of the gocery cart and the cart is released slamming into whatever object is desired.
by EpicWarrior1989 May 27, 2010