spoop bucket

A bucket filled with semen and poop
Jack: Damnit my spoop bucket is full, can you go dump it out on the sidewalk?
Stranger: I don’t even know you, I’m taking a walk with my 8 year old daughter.
Jack: If you don’t want to do it can she do it?
by Janribet October 03, 2021
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bucket of vaginas

The wishful, unspoken defense against random, rogue restaurant flower salesmen who interrup an otherwise romantic dinner with expectation and embarrassment.
Oh, holy fucking shit. This is our first date and here comes Mr 'Isn't your beautiful lady worth a $25 wilted rose?" flower fucking salesman. Yeah, next time you're trolling, being me a bucket of vaginas and then we'll talk. Right now, you can fuck-off.
by YAWA May 14, 2021
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bucket of wind

One's ability to speak for long durations.
"Sammy won't stop talking."
"Yeah, that asshole has a big bucket of wind."

People who monologue have big buckets of wind.
by Bucketofwind August 16, 2017
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Tampon Bucket

A dirty hoe. A woman who's vagina is so big and spacious that it could easily fit a large amount of tampons.
Girl: " You're an asshole."

Boy: "Well, you're a tampon bucket."
by larryjonesthelbm June 23, 2009
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holy buckets

much like "holy shit" but in the less offensive christian format
"Holy buckets, Steph I haven't seen you forever!"
by threekitties May 10, 2005
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hell in a bucket

1. Describes a condition in which someone is headed for a disastrous or precarious situation that is inevitable or unavoidable. Typically preceded by "going to," as in"going to hell in a bucket."

2. The title of a well-known Grateful Dead tune.
1. Shawn had been getting trashed on purple kush and beer before noon during the past three months. He knew that he was going to hell in a bucket.

2. Bobby Weir sang an awesome version of "Hell in a Bucket" during that Irvine Meadows show back in 1985.
by whimzzical June 09, 2010
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bucket drums

A drum kit created by empty buckets, pots, pans, blue boxes etc and played with any hard object found (bats, whisk, hammer etc). There are many variations of the bucket drum style in punk music, and garage bands who never make it.
*clank clackity clank*
"What the hell is that?! It sounds like someone is falling down the stairs"
"Oh, it's just Julian practising his Bucket Drums".
by Tiger Princess May 09, 2008
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