Bruce

Someone I really miss.

I love you, Bruce <3

by krissssssss March 23, 2011

Sticky Bruce

A man of questionable masculinity, who strangely feels the need to enter a cubicle and stand up to pee, as opposed to doing it at the urinal like everybody else.

A man who thinks that walking around the office shaking a chocolate protein drink makes him a 'massive unit'.

The tightest man alive.

Johnny: "Look at that lady-man, is he really drinking a West Coast cooler?"

Samuel: "Yeah, he is such a Sticky Bruce"

by Rabbits McGillicuddy December 6, 2006

Bruce and Baker

Coolest way to order a Jack (Daniels) & Ginger(ale), feeling superior to a dumb broad bartender by obscurely talking over her head and referencing music she will never appreciate or understand.

Rob: "Give me a Bruce and Baker."
Bartemptress: "A what???"
Rob: "C'mon, a Jack & Ginger. . . what, you never heard of the Cream?"
Bartemptress: "Whatever. . ."

by Muffler April 16, 2008

the brunet

A slang term for a sexually appealing, slightly homosexual balding man from montreal. When you see such a person, it is common practice to yell out "The brunet, The brunet" in a high pitch.

That guy is such a brunet. I so want to sex him up.

by CM February 7, 2005

Bruce

Bruce is a name usually given to a male/boy/man. Unfortunately negative homosexual stereotypes are connected to the name "Bruce" from media outlets in the 1980's and 1990's as flamboyantly gay male characters. Note: there is nothing wrong with being homosexual or whatever a person chooses to be - but to assume a person is gay based on their name (having a sense of humor about it isnt bad as long as your not hurting the unfortunate person named Bruce). I believe time is working to switch the "Bruce stereotype" to where it will become worthy of Batman once again.

"Hey, that guy over there is pretty cute I wonder if he is single?" "No Lara, his name is Bruce I'm pretty sure he is Gay"

by FactBasedEvidence September 25, 2019

Broner

The act of receiving an erection after witnessing another man (naked or otherwise). Used in relation with bromance.

Dude, I think I got a broner from Brüno.

by rkomonk July 18, 2009

brunel

Surname of Isambaard Kingdom Brunel, a British engineer.

Also the name of a University in West London, England. (named after the above)

Brunel was responsible for some of the greatest engineering acheivements of the last 1000 years.

by Someone else March 23, 2005