Frowny Brownie 

When one, in the heat of passion, poops in a girl's (or guy's) mouth, then performs an uppercut on the receiver's chin causing the feces to scatter all over the place of business.

"Dude, I took a dump in this girl's mouth, then uppercut her chin and my poo went EVERYWHERE! It was the nastiest Frowny Brownie ever!"

Frowny Brownie by Man Council (MC or CALF) October 9, 2008

salamander brownie 

a fake-ass trick who doesnt know her own name when she walks down the street but who tries to front like she got somethin'.

yo, did you see that salamander brownie walk past?

damn, bitches be trippin
word, son, bitches be salamander brownies out this bitch

salamander brownie by tvh August 17, 2006

baltimore brownie 

the act of shitting on the top of a girls head and jizzing on the shit...only can be completed by the most advanced of men

baltimore brownie
(mid-blow job)
"damn i gotta shit"-guy
"ok but wen u get up can u get me a brownie, im hungry"-bitch
"alright if u say so"
(proceeds to pull out, shit on the top of her head, and then blowing his man juice on the top of the freshly steamed shit)
"ahhh wtf i thought u loved me"-bitch
"NOPE!....leaves the house and proceeds to tell all his friends

baltimore brownie by tony danza is the boss December 9, 2009

Fire brownie

1. A bowel movement.

2. Taking a huge, long overdue dump or crap.

Hey Clem, I done did a fire brownie this mornin' and dang that done felt good.

Fire brownie by AntiGop February 27, 2009

weak sauce brownie points 

Commonly used word by Montclair, New Jersey teenagers, usually those who think that they're cool enough to create a new slang term.

If you live in Montclair and think you're really cool you will use this word for no reason when in reality no one really knows what it means.

"Yo son, you're buggin'"
"Trillz. Weak sauce brownie points."

weak sauce brownie points by Weaksaucebrowniepoints July 12, 2009

tard brownie 

The brownies that were sold every Friday in the courtyard of my high school. They were named this because the special kids (the retards) made them during the school week. They were however infamous because regardless of there mental ability, the brownies were delicious.

Dude, I'm going to go grab some tard brownies from the courtyard. Want to come?

tard brownie by Brandon (BS) May 19, 2006

Carter Brownie Freckles 

Carter Brownie Freckles has many names. He carries a tennis racket cause he a "tennis boy." His hair always looks bad no matter what he does. He's really nice and has a great personality but he is also very weak. He really sucks at arm wrestling but is good at making you laugh. You can have some pretty great conversations with a Carter Brownie Freckles. He can make a really great best friend but he kinda has trust issues. If you have a Carter Brownie Freckles make sure to pick on him 24/7 and unzip his jacket. And always make sure to steal his racket and play it like a banjo. In conclusion, a Carter Brownie Freckles is a great person to have around. You will probably end up being his fake girlfriend or wife.

"Did you see Kayla snatch Carter's tennis racket?"
"Yea, he's a total Carter Brownie Freckles."

Carter Brownie Freckles by Carter's_wife May 14, 2019