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Bling Blang Ross

A cat that walks on two legs and fails to die
did Bling Blang Ross just fucked that spider?!?!?
by Yona Son Of Sandra November 23, 2021
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bling

Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.

According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.
Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."
by idksogtfo June 28, 2017
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Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.
I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!
by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011
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Bling

Something signifying glamour and status. Think Venga Boys
It’s not tat, Nessa. It’s bling
by Lordifan October 28, 2021
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Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.
Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*
by Iron taste like blood September 3, 2021
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BLING BLING

Yo! I need something to make me feel good! You know what I'm saying? I need to feel good!

Bling bling might do the trick. Nickel or two?
by Biff Spigler October 15, 2022
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Ring Bling

People go for a Hi5:
Person 1: "Oh man, i can't... you gonna hurt me with your ring bling!"
by Whatever! September 24, 2008
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