bleesome

A sexual encounter involving 3 drunken males fully clothed except shirts who are pleasuring a red headed vixen wearing naught but a thong (which will be removed as the bleesome evolves). The males take turns (one at each nip, the 3rd at the pootang. A switch is called. One male must exit in revulsion due to another whipping out his uncircumsized penis. The other two perform the switch. A bleesome must be interrupted by the entrance of a jew in boxers.
REQUIREMENTS: dudes must be mad wasted
WARNING: may result in commitment issues

hey did you hear about the bleesome last night?

by alex slavin December 26, 2003

god bless you

people's way of starting a conversation

"god bless you, oh, and by the way, what's your name"

by etlkj November 14, 2003

bless my eyes

Give/Send a pic or video that The person that wants to be blessed cant show nobody ever

Babe? Can you bless my eyes real quick.

by Jacsmith December 5, 2017

God Bless You

After cumming in a person's mouth, you hit them in the back of the head or make them laugh and it will come out their nose. Also see the Dragon's Breath.

Rob gave Sarah a God Bless You and a kleenex.

by Tyler Stebbins July 20, 2006

God bless

Christian code for "Fuck off" when it's impolite to curse. Also see I'll pray for you.

Will you accept this pamphlet and also contribute to my money laundering tax dodge? No? God bless.

by purplesaurus rex May 20, 2020

blemming

To be a nuisance to;
To call attention to;
To be enthusiastic about;
To bring on a trip;
To express enjoyment of;
To joke casually about.

You've got to be blemming!
Stop all your blemming!

by QuaGray January 25, 2004

bless this mess

something a son would say to his mother when he's being told to clean his room

"bless this mess" i can't make you anymore

by amkilone November 17, 2010