feels like im pissing razor blades

You are hurt very badly; in a deep state of depression.

Wow, Trevor, after getting dumped by a girlfreind and being fired from my job, it feels like im pissing razor blades.

by name your November 15, 2007

Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007

Silk (Blade And Sorcery)

A man that LOVES skibidi toilet. like a LOT, ITS UNHEALTHY.
STOP

"man, did you see that mod that silk (blade and sorcery) made"
"who are you and why are you in my house"

by big verr 45 August 2, 2024

Tape-on-a-saw-blade

Trying to fix a situation only to hurt your own self.

Idk why Jack is always trying to get with that bitch Amanda. That’s like tape-on-a-saw-blade .

by BigDogYanaBo September 18, 2020

blade

another word for fag. a way to call people a fag without libtards getting triggered.

“Chase is such a blade. Sucks dick in his free time”

by satansmasher666 February 6, 2019

blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.

1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!

by anonymous person… November 7, 2023

Blade

1: Being an Unreliable person, a Flake, a dumbass, an other things of that nature

2: Something pointless

1: Bru said 15 minutes, he’s on his way.

Bru you know that niggas A Blade! He probably won’t even show up.
2: Bru we did the most trynna get here and come to Find out it was a Blade ass Mission.

2A: Bru you trynna go kickit with theses lil shortys I met at the mall. They Fine or ugly? Well One is ugly. Sounds like a blade bro, I ain’t going on a blade ass mission

by -Stockton Nigga May 26, 2021