feels like im pissing razor blades

You are hurt very badly; in a deep state of depression.

Wow, Trevor, after getting dumped by a girlfreind and being fired from my job, it feels like im pissing razor blades.

by name your November 15, 2007

Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007

cum blade

when someone dries, hardens, and sharpens their cum in the form of a knife or blade

tristan: mike cut his finger off!?
chris: yeah, i think he was using his cum blade

by anonymous January 1, 2022

The blade

An place or area, such as a street, where prostitutes/lot lizards frequent (work). Also known as a "track."

LA Prostitute: "I just got a text from someone asking if we know anyone that's under 16..."
Client: "Why??"
LA: "Because they wanna fuck a minor! There's a lot of weirdos you find out here... white men especially. I dont know why they have these weird fetishes."
Client: "Yeah that's fucking weird."
LA: "Yeah, but we kick minors off the blade."

by InvaderTaylor September 6, 2023

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Blade Hicks

A girl, who is bad af . She is amazing in every way possible . Her make up stay A1 & I must say she looks better than 75% of y'all actual female born specimens of this godforsaken world . So why do y'all hate ? She can dress , she pull both ways . But yet y'all stay hatin' on Ol' girl . When y'all say "faggot" or "Gay ass" in the hallways it doesn't phase her ! She is headstrong & fierce .. and BETTER than y'all . So get your life.

"Ooh .. Blade Hicks slaying today !!" " Yass Girl , baddie status".

by nippleclincha June 29, 2015

pull a blade on

To threaten someone in an aggressive way, it usually involves a knife.

To avoid that the guys continued treating him like that, he pull a blade on them.

by Groggy January 10, 2017